Gay Supermen Fight (nothing offensive)
Apollo from the Authority(definately gay it says in the comic) v Miracleman (iss 24 when he makes a pass at young miracleman) (bi he has a daughter and shags miraclewoman regularlly. Are arguing over the last condom in a drug store a brawl breaks out, lots of hair pulling from miracleman and girly slapping from Apollo, but they are interupted Gladiator appears wearing his (macho) mohawk (snigger) and demands the condom. Who wins.