So, I met a seer.....

Started by Rogue Jedi4 pages

So, I met a seer.....

Or whatever those fortune telling gypsies are called. She didn't give me a formal reading, she just shook my hand, and told me that something important is gonna happen on 02-08-08 for me, that I will have a big decision to make.

Naturally I asked her what the decision is, but she wasn't too specific. She said it involved either money and/or romance, that I will have a big decision to make, that there will be a lot of risk involved.

I dont believe in this crap, but I cant help but wonder, you know?

Will you marry me on February 8th, 2008?

I'll give you 1,000,000 ****ing bucks for it.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Will you marry me on February 8th, 2008?

I'll give you 1,000,000 ****ing bucks for it.

well mystery solved. sure, why not? But I get to be the butch. 😈

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Or whatever those fortune telling gypsies are called. She didn't give me a formal reading, she just shook my hand, and told me that something important is gonna happen on 02-08-08 for me, that I will have a big decision to make.

Naturally I asked her what the decision is, but she wasn't too specific. She said it involved either money and/or romance, that I will have a big decision to make, that there will be a lot of risk involved.

I dont believe in this crap, but I cant help but wonder, you know?


"My dear, you have the GRIM!", said Professor Trelawney. 😐

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
"My dear, you have the GRIM!", said Professor Trelawney. 😐
I have the GRUMherbnone

Re: So, I met a seer.....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Or whatever those fortune telling gypsies are called. She didn't give me a formal reading, she just shook my hand, and told me that something important is gonna happen on 02-08-08 for me, that I will have a big decision to make.

Naturally I asked her what the decision is, but she wasn't too specific. She said it involved either money and/or romance, that I will have a big decision to make, that there will be a lot of risk involved.

I dont believe in this crap, but I cant help but wonder, you know?

**** a pornstar raw or spend the evening with mama? 😕

Originally posted by MR.Grum
I have the GRUMherbnone

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Re: Re: So, I met a seer.....

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
**** a pornstar raw or spend the evening with mama? 😕
😆 I dunno....when I asked her about the romance thing, she said it will involve a past love, or a potential new one. I cant imagine what the $$$ could be, unless it involves a promotion.

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
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~bites toe~

Those things are stupid. I could've sat here and told you that in a year.....you'll get hungry!

Originally posted by Scythe
Those things are stupid. I could've sat here and told you that in a year.....you'll get hungry!
you will pee in then next hours or two

Originally posted by Scythe
Those things are stupid. I could've sat here and told you that in a year.....you'll get hungry!
well, I'm hungry now, yoda.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
well, I'm hungry now, yoda.

Dude, I just realized I'd do Sarah Silverman. She just needs to wax them motherfuc.kin' muttonchops.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Dude, I just realized I'd do Sarah Silverman. She just needs to wax them motherfuc.kin' muttonchops.
😘

Re: So, I met a seer.....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Or whatever those fortune telling gypsies are called. She didn't give me a formal reading, she just shook my hand, and told me that something important is gonna happen on 02-08-08 for me, that I will have a big decision to make.

Naturally I asked her what the decision is, but she wasn't too specific. She said it involved either money and/or romance, that I will have a big decision to make, that there will be a lot of risk involved.

I dont believe in this crap, but I cant help but wonder, you know?

It's a complete farce.

They use a technique called cold reading. They make a lot of generalized statements, and eventually they hit on something. Usually the person receiving the "prediction" gives off signals that indicate a "hit" (a prediction that seems like it could be true) and the person goes with it. The large number of statements ensures that there will be some hits, although many misses. In a situation with only a brief reading, there will be a few blanket statements that are vague and usually positive. This allows for the human mind to interpret the prediction to suit what happens to them, giving the psychic a higher chance of (perceived) success. Your "big decision involving money and/or romance" is a perfect example of this.

And human minds remember the hits better. Think of a crazy coincidence you've had. You remember it, but not the ridiculous number of times when nothing happened. So if a psychic says 20 things, most of them vague, and a person wants to believe...they'll find ways for nearly half of the predictions to seem true, and will consider the psychic reading authentic. Or if they get 1 solid hit in those, and it seems unlikely to them that it is something that could be easily predicted, people will be awed.

Cold readers are great at working statistical averages, so that the things they say have a high chance of being true. For example, if I were to sit in a room with 5 people and say "I'm sensing someone that died of a heart attack. This person is contacting me." I have a good chance of getting a "hit". Add cancer to that list and it's nearly a statistical certainty that someone will have had an immediate family member that died of one of these ailments.

Penn and Teller, James ("The Amazing"😉 Randi, Michael Shermer, and others have all formally debunked everything from TV psychics (that "Crossing Over" dude that claims to talk to the dead), as well as astrologists and other commercially successful paranormalists. It's all just a big lie, or the people are fooling even themselves into thinking they have strange powers of precognition.

Re: Re: So, I met a seer.....

Originally posted by DigiMark007
It's a complete farce.

They use a technique called cold reading. They make a lot of generalized statements, and eventually they hit on something. Usually the person receiving the "prediction" gives off signals that indicate a "hit" (a prediction that seems like it could be true) and the person goes with it. The large number of statements ensures that there will be some hits, although many misses. In a situation with only a brief reading, there will be a few blanket statements that are vague and usually positive. This allows for the human mind to interpret the prediction to suit what happens to them, giving the psychic a higher chance of (perceived) success. Your "big decision involving money and/or romance" is a perfect example of this.

And human minds remember the hits better. Think of a crazy coincidence you've had. You remember it, but not the ridiculous number of times when nothing happened. So if a psychic says 20 things, most of them vague, and a person wants to believe...they'll find ways for nearly half of the predictions to seem true, and will consider the psychic reading authentic. Or if they get 1 solid hit in those, people will be awed.

Penn and Teller, James ("The Amazing"😉 Randi, Michael Shermer, and others have all formally debunked everything from TV psychics (that "Crossing Over" dude that claims to talk to the dead), as well as astrologists and other commercially successful paranormalists. It's all just a big lie, or the people are fooling even themselves into thinking they have strange powers of precognition.

I just masturbated with antibacterial soap.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
I just masturbated with antibacterial soap.

hysterical

Re: Re: Re: So, I met a seer.....

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
I just masturbated with antibacterial soap.

Ha, an attempt to undermine an intelligent post. How cliche and OTF of you.

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I can masturbate too, but no soap. I like the friction.

Re: Re: Re: Re: So, I met a seer.....

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Ha, an attempt to undermine an intelligent post. How cliche and OTF of you.

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I can masturbate too, but no soap. I like the friction.

Thanks, Digi. A nod from you is one I'll cherish while I'm beating my dick like it owes me money to pictures of Sarah Silverman.

And the friction? WTF??? You a masochist or something, bro?

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
"My dear, you have the GRIM!", said Professor Trelawney. 😐

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