hmm wait a minute *sauron has flashback*
picture the scene you are frodo, your with sam and smeagol in the dead marshes, sam is asleep
gollum: hmm now to talk about my evil plans in full hearing range of the hobbits, one of which is only pretending to be asleep llike they were when i first got caught, goddammn im stupid
frodo: hmm how did you know i was awake
smeagol: musnt ask questions ya nosey bastard
frodo: im not a bastard im an orphan, and a hobbit, you were a hobbit once *dramatic tune plays on next word* SMMMEEEEAAAAGGGGGOOOOLLLLLLL
smeagol: what did you call me
frodo: that was your name wasnt it
smeagol: my name?
frodo: DAMN SAM WE GOT THE WRONG MUTILATED CREATURE HERE
*from the skies* REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
smeagol: AHHHHHHH
sam: im awake yey, what the........DARK RIDER
smeagol: wraiths on wings
frodo: wraiths on wings, arent they a band?
sam: why yes my lov..i mean mr frodo, they were at the green dragon not 3 months ago
nazgul: reeee reeee *does loop to loop* wheeeeeeeee *back to evil* reeeeeee
(here comes the actual POINT of this story)
sam: i thought they were dead
smeagol: oh nooo, you CANT KILL THEM NO!
^^^^even though i tampered with that scene quite alot, he still says they cant be killed, therefore making them invincible, so they would win^^^^