Hulk vs Pre Crisis Superman

This is no spam thread, I am serius, this is not a discusion thread this is just a story of what WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.

The Hulk jumps into the center of the milky way and accidently gets stuck in the super-massive black hole. He gets stronger as he is trying to excape the apocolyptic pull of the Black Hole. This is the most amazing feat he has ever done, with his extreme strength and endurance he jump's on a asteroid twice the size as jupiter that had been sucked into the black hole and jumps off the asteroid OUT OF THE SUPER-MASSIVE BLACK HOLE!!!!! His leg's are so strong that he can jump out of a SUPER-MASSIVE BLACK HOLE!!!!! He makes 13 thousand light years away from the black hole when Pre-Crisis superman fly' into him The Hulk punches him into the Black Hole, with out increasing stregth superman cant excape, but the Hulk jumps into the Black Hole and ripp's Pre Crisis Superman in half, and unleashes gamma ray' and over powers the black hole and lifts it up and while lifting the intire galaxy he toses it like a disc.

(Incase anybody doesnt no shiiiiittt about sience there is a super-massive black hole at the center of every galaxy, its gravity is so strong that it makes star's orbit around it at the speed of light, once something is inside of it nothing, NOT EVEN LIGHT can excape. Here is my prove that one is real. http://csep10.phys.utk.edu/astr162/lect/active/smblack.html )

wrong hulk fan, he tried to punch a pre crisis superman, do you know what happened? obviously not

Superman.

and then supes escapes, and rips, hulk in half, like sentry ripped carnage in half, and then he throws the halves, to different sides of the universe.

Originally posted by MattDay
wrong hulk fan, he tried to punch a pre crisis superman, do you know what happened? obviously not

The Hulk had just excaped a supermassive black hole and superman couldnt, WHA WHAT?

Originally posted by bigbran
and then supes escapes, and rips, hulk in half, like sentry ripped carnage in half, and then he throws the halves, to different sides of the universe.

Hulk regenerates into two Hulks and one Holds superman down, the Other spanks him like a BEYOTCH!!!!!!!!

then superman burns off the hulks face, then breaks the other hulks arms before chucking them both into the sun, burning them to ash floating inside the sun for aslong as the sun is burning and they never regenerate back because of the constant burning of the sun, the END dudes

Superman sneezes and erases the gamma twins from reality.

Originally posted by SuperChangeling
This is no spam thread, I am serius, this is not a discusion thread this is just a story of what WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.

Of what would've happened with what, exactly? 🤨

Originally posted by MattDay
then superman burns off the hulks face, then breaks the other hulks arms before chucking them both into the sun, burning them to ash floating inside the sun for aslong as the sun is burning and they never regenerate back because of the constant burning of the sun, the END dudes

Gamma flows out of the burning protons as the whitch cause the sun to super nova and the Hulk regenerates and jumps to superman and flicks his finger, this encinerates every proton in his body.

Originally posted by SuperChangeling
Gamma flows out of the burning protons as the whitch cause the sun to super nova and the Hulk regenerates and jumps to superman and flicks his finger, this encinerates every proton in his body.

Superman loses the end.

Superman escaped a double black hole, which is actually far more impressive. And I'm not even sure if that was pre-crisis. And the Hulk loses to Superman in every concievable situation (not counting exploiting his weaknesses). As I've said before hulk is far too one dimensional to beat Superman, if you make it pre-crisis, it only gets worse for Hulk.

Originally posted by IronDave
Superman escaped a double black hole, which is actually far more impressive. And I'm not even sure if that was pre-crisis. And the Hulk loses to Superman in every concievable situation (not counting exploiting his weaknesses). As I've said before hulk is far too one dimensional to beat Superman, if you make it pre-crisis, it only gets worse for Hulk.

BAH, it doesnt matter what you say only what I say, I am Makeing a Hulk fansite as we speak, do you want to go there?

Originally posted by SuperChangeling
BAH, it doesnt matter what you say only what I say, I am Makeing a Hulk fansite as we speak, do you want to go there?

Originally posted by SuperChangeling
BAH, it doesnt matter what you say only what I say, I am Makeing a Hulk fansite as we speak, do you want to go there?

You do understand that for that very reason, no one takes you seriously, right?

And you still haven't answered my question.

Wow...I think the point of this thread is basically to piss Superman fan's off. Seriously there is no way this could have ended well. (I gotta say I agree with changeling on the hulk kicking major supes @$$ thing though...)

grey hulk wins kid

Originally posted by partiallyinsane
Wow...I think the point of this thread is basically to piss Superman fan's off. Seriously there is no way this could have ended well. (I gotta say I agree with changeling on the hulk kicking major supes @$$ thing though...)

He's not pissing the Superman fans off, cause it's common knowledge that Hulk would lose to Superman, especially his Pre-Crisis version (and he's making very little sense in his debating, anyway). It's been explained why time after time in the big Superman vs Hulk thread.

Originally posted by SuperChangeling
BAH, it doesnt matter what you say only what I say, I am Makeing a Hulk fansite as we speak, do you want to go there?

Touche sir, your debating skills have once again left me speechless. Oh and yeah, I would like to see that site.

Originally posted by SuperChangeling
This is no spam thread, I am serius, this is not a discusion thread this is just a story of what WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.

The Hulk jumps into the center of the milky way and accidently gets stuck in the super-massive black hole. He gets stronger as he is trying to excape the apocolyptic pull of the Black Hole. This is the most amazing feat he has ever done, with his extreme strength and endurance he jump's on a asteroid twice the size as jupiter that had been sucked into the black hole and jumps off the asteroid OUT OF THE SUPER-MASSIVE BLACK HOLE!!!!! His leg's are so strong that he can jump out of a SUPER-MASSIVE BLACK HOLE!!!!! He makes 13 thousand light years away from the black hole when Pre-Crisis superman fly' into him The Hulk punches him into the Black Hole, with out increasing stregth superman cant excape, but the Hulk jumps into the Black Hole and ripp's Pre Crisis Superman in half, and unleashes gamma ray' and over powers the black hole and lifts it up and while lifting the intire galaxy he toses it like a disc.

(Incase anybody doesnt no shiiiiittt about sience there is a super-massive black hole at the center of every galaxy, its gravity is so strong that it makes star's orbit around it at the speed of light, once something is inside of it nothing, NOT EVEN LIGHT can excape. Here is my prove that one is real. http://csep10.phys.utk.edu/astr162/lect/active/smblack.html )

Not to mention what everyone else said, but, sir? You are an idiot.

You just claimed that STARS were orbiting a black hole at THE SPEED OF LIGHT.

Whoops? There goes relativity?

THE SPEED OF LIGHT?

Imbecile.