BackFire349, The Movie.

BackFire Recently wrote: "dexx is one sexy mofo, and why dont i have a thread yet, ive been here longer then dexx."

So here's your thread, bud. I'm starting it. It's a movie that we all get to contribute to. Here goes.

An alarm clock made from a human skull makes a screeching sound as it's eyes glow red. BackFire349 awakens from his deep slumber. He sits up in bed and puts on his Leatherface mask before we get a chance to see what he really looks like.

CUT TO: BackFire sits in his breakfast nook eating Fruit Loops. His furniture is made from human bones and upholstered with human skin much like his mask. He laughs at this mornings Garfield Comic strip in the paper. Suddenly a knock is heard at his door. BackFire peers at the door as though not expecting company. He walks to the hall closet and grabs his yellow Yamaha chainsaw. He looks through the peep hole of the door and sees two girl scouts delivering his cookies. Suddenly . . . .

im to scared to post

Yeah me too 🙁

"hugs linds and takes her home"

😛 You would love that wouldn't you

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
BackFire Recently wrote: "dexx is one sexy mofo, and why dont i have a thread yet, ive been here longer then dexx."

So here's your thread, bud. I'm starting it. It's a movie that we all get to contribute to. Here goes.

An alarm clock made from a human skull makes a screeching sound as it's eyes glow red. BackFire349 awakens from his deep slumber. He sits up in bed and puts on his Leatherface mask before we get a chance to see what he really looks like.

CUT TO: BackFire sits in his breakfast nook eating Fruit Loops. His furniture is made from human bones and upholstered with human skin much like his mask. He laughs at this mornings Garfield Comic strip in the paper. Suddenly a knock is heard at his door. BackFire peers at the door as though not expecting company. He walks to the hall closet and grabs his yellow Yamaha chainsaw. He looks through the peep hole of the door and sees two girl scouts delivering his cookies. Suddenly . . . .

dont u know it 😂

Let's stay on topic people, continue the story damnit!!!

im actully to lazy to sorry TH maybe BF will continue it

i wont continue that sh**. bf is horor movie god.

Originally posted by h0ck3yh0rr0r
i wont continue that sh**. bf is horor movie god.

Are you calling what I wrote shit, cuz if so, you are taking this way too seriously.

hey th srry about that my cousin typed that in that bastard well srry about that im gonna kick his a** be right back

he really likes this forum and he uses my acccount to type stuff

Kick him in the stomach for me.

I agree with you though, backfire is the bomb.

yes he is but my cousin is a dumba** cant believe he's my relative

*backfire see's the scouts, and an evil smirk spreads across his face, which is hard to see through his leatherface type mask... he opens the door, grabs the 2 girls, and sexually molests them before killing them with his chainsaw, eventually eating their soft flesh.

heh, bet no one saw that coming.

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LOMAF (Laughing off my ass f*cking)