to Janus

Ode to Janus

Our friendship has been tempered
This, I do well know.
I'm sure that there have been times
You want to smack a hoe.

You think that I am a fanboy of Sidious,
I think the Ancient Sith are downright hideous

You think that I truly suck at debating,
But it comes as naturally as masturbating

You think that I think you suck,
The truth is that I just don't give a ****.

No matter the length our arguments might span,
I just want you to know that I love you, man.

Composed by Gideon
Inspired by Knightfa11's thread to Skywalker(Numbers)

Just wanted to be the first to reply; I don't really know what to say...

Edit 1: Let's toss in a "LMFAO." This is hilarious.

Originally posted by Faunus
Just wanted to be the first to reply; I don't really know what to say...

It came off a bit more stalker-ish than I had previously intended. 😐

Originally posted by Gideon
Ode to Janus

Our friendship has been tempered
This, I do well know.
I'm sure that there have been times
You want to smack a hoe.

You think that I am a fanboy of Sidious,
I think the Ancient Sith are downright hideous

You think that I truly suck at debating,
But it comes as naturally as masturbating

You think that I think you suck,
The truth is that I just don't give a ****.

No matter the length our arguments might span,
I just want you to know that I love you, man.

Composed by Gideon
Inspired by Knightfa11's thread to Skywalker(Numbers)

Can i profile this?

No offense, but I thought you were a fanboy of Sidious at first. 🙁
But I know you're a huge fan of Jack Of Blades!

Gross....

This was a thread, dedicated to my respect for you. And does Faunus know that you're posting pictures of him?

Goddamn, Janus. Now everyone knows what that stupid little b*tch from the well did to my face.

Ah, hell. Least I got to hook up with Naomi Watts.

Originally posted by Faunus
Goddamn, Janus. Now everyone knows what that stupid little b*tch from the well did to my face.

Ah, hell. Least I got to hook up with Naomi Watts.

Kate Beckinsale is hotter than her.

Nuh-uh!

Originally posted by ThoraxeRMG
Nuh-uh!

Anyone who has seen Underworld knows exactly what I'm talking about.

Damnit, you're so right!

i totally agree

Kate Beckinsdale is gorgeous. I prefer the barely legal girls like Jojo. If they're legal, they are no fun.

Originally posted by Ivalice
Can i profile this?

same here

Originally posted by Elite Hunter
same here

Sure thing.

DS, that's kind've strange. 😕

Originally posted by Gideon
Sure thing.

DS, that's kind've strange. 😕

You know my motto. Age is just a number.

Originally posted by Darth Sexy
You know my motto. Age is just a number.

Sounds like a liner note to Thriller.

You have problems to deal with Sexy..
Pedophilic Problems..