Funny Quotes

What are your fave HP quotes?

ron saying bloody brillient and bloody hell

"Why spiders.... Why couldn't it be butterflies?" - Ron in CoS

"Now I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed...or worse, EXPELLED..." "she NEEDS to sort out her priorities." ron and hermione in SS

mine is and it may seem corny but
'You got a new seeker who?' -oliver
'MaLFOY?!' -Harry
"thats right and thats not all thats new this year.
'those are nimbus 2001! how'd you get those?'
a gift from draco's father.
'you see weasley, unlike some familys my father can afford the BEST!'
'At least no one on the gryffindor team had to BUY there way in they got in on PURE talent!'
'no one asked your opinion - you filithy little mud-blood!'
'you'll pay for that one malfoy! EAT SLUGS!

they are my fave and all from my fave scene...well duh!
oh and i love "what i don't beleive it!'

Mine is..... Well i have alot. But this is one of my favs!!!!

"Give Her Hell Peevs!"
Fred and George. OotP

um i like the 1 in book4

" hmmm, think of the posibilties, we could of pushed malfoy off a glaciour and make uit look like and accident, shame his mother loves him so much" ron

i love that quote! ron is sooo funny. but i prefer fred and george.

here's another one... I'll post it in your new thread...