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Creature of the night...
 Gender: Female
Location: Where the wild things are |
hahaha the last one was good.
Mr. Gibbs: i do not have a physical attraction to Will (hahahahahahhaahahahahah i couldn't stop laughing at that, i'm REALLY HYPER)
Jack: *throws bottle of rum at the wall* I'M A BLOODY EUNUCH!!!!!!!
Elizabeth: *throws bottle of rum at the wall* I'M A BLOODY *****!!!! (sorry she is)
Commodore: *throws bottle of rum at the wall* I HAVE POMPUS HAIR!
Mr. Gibbs: *throws bottle of rum at the wall* I'M A MAN TRAPPED IN A BADGER'S BODY!!
Barbossa: *throws apple at wall* I CAN'T EAT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no walls or bottles of rums (or apples) were harmed in the making of these quotes. A cat got sick and someone shot a duck but that was it.
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Armed & Dangerous
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Jack to Barbossa: 'How nice of you to name the monkey after me, Jack's a good strong name for a monkey.'
Barbossa: "Here Jack take the Black Pearl, I was wrong for marooning you on that island."
Barbossa: "Elizabeth you're free now."
Commodore: "Elizabeth, I've been thinking and well I really don't want to marry you anymore."
Will: "Elizabeth I don't love you."
Elizabeth to the crew: "I'm dining naked with you!"
The crew's response: "nooooooooooooooooooo our eyes"
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The Vampire Anoushka
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Feb 7th, 2004 01:41 PM |
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hehe, this thread has been stolen twice now!!  
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Feb 7th, 2004 08:13 PM |
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MissesDepp?!
Creature of the night...
Gender: Female
Location: Where the wild things are |
not catching your drift....
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Feb 8th, 2004 04:55 AM |
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Seiko
Psychotic Fangirls Unite!
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Gillette: (singin) "The best a man can get!!"
Jack: "Oh just call me Jack, no need for the Captain formalities..."
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Elizabeth: You were going to tell Barbossa about Will in exchange for a ship.
Jack: We could use a ship! The fact is I was not gonna tell Barbossa about bloody Will in exchange for a ship 'cause as long as he didn't know about bloody Will, I had something to bargain with. Which now no one has, thanks to bloody stupid Will.
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Feb 10th, 2004 12:17 AM |
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MissesDepp?!
Creature of the night...
Gender: Female
Location: Where the wild things are |
GOOD ONE!!
Cotton: Hey there, sup in da hood ya'll?
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Feb 10th, 2004 01:41 AM |
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Seiko
Psychotic Fangirls Unite!
Gender: Female
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Jack: Or, perhaps the reason you practise three hours a day is that you've already found one, but are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet...you're not a eunuch are you?
Will: (gasp) How did you know?!?
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Elizabeth: You were going to tell Barbossa about Will in exchange for a ship.
Jack: We could use a ship! The fact is I was not gonna tell Barbossa about bloody Will in exchange for a ship 'cause as long as he didn't know about bloody Will, I had something to bargain with. Which now no one has, thanks to bloody stupid Will.
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Feb 10th, 2004 02:34 AM |
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these are good *ponders* i can't think of any well I can't think but still hang on I have random writings in my book there might be something good there oh I have a whole really long random thing let me type
Elizabeth- I suppose I should be returning to the Dauntless
Will- your fiance will be wanting to know your safe wait what am I saying (slaps her) how dare you you *****
Jack- thats not very nice
Will- fine (starts poking her)
Elizabeth- now your just being annoying
Will- well you annoyed me when you said you'd marry the comadoore
Me+my friends- oh shut down!
Jack- that kinda ruined the moment
Will- no Jack you just ruined it
Jack- no mate you ruined it when you started poking the girl
Me+ my friends- oh double shut down!
Will- who the hell are you?
My friends- oh my god Will Turner just asked who the hell we are!
Me- what is wrong with you?
My friend- what do you mean?
Me- your obsessed with Will Turner
My friend- well your in love with Johnny Depp
Me- I am not!
My friend- how old is he?
Me- 42
My friend- how many kids does he have?
Me- 2
My friend- and how do you know this?
Me- shut up
Jack- whos Johnny Depp?
Me-long story, I am not in love with Johnny Depp
My friend- yes you are
Me- no I'm not (so forth)
Will- shut up! (scilence)
My friends- oh my god Will Turner just told us to shut up!
Jack-whos Johnny Depp? (Will shrugs)
ha thought it was funny you may have to have been there maybe not
Will- I DO NOT TAKE OFFENSE TO EVERYTHING!
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MissesDepp?!
Creature of the night...
Gender: Female
Location: Where the wild things are |
hahhahahahahahahahahahaha that's so funny.
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Feb 10th, 2004 02:46 AM |
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i showed it to my friend the one whos obsessed with Will Turner and shes like oh sure you don't love him thats why you write about him all the time shes so cruel. then i made another thingy where she was making out with Will and she said I should have made Jack making out with Will I smacked her. I'll write that one.
Will- I DO NOT TAKE OFFENSE TO EVERYTHING!
(he leaves and Elizabeth and Jack exchange glances)
Elizabeth- so now that Wills insane what are you doing tonight
Jack- what?
Elizabeth- do you want to do something with me?
Jack- what are you saying?
Elizabeth- weren't you flirting with me that night on the island
Jack- I was drunk
Elizabeth- aren't you attracted to me?
Jack- pift no (leaves, Elizabeth is confused to why no one loves her it's because you burned the rum *****)
then it's just Will and my friend making out the end
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Feb 10th, 2004 03:04 AM |
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Seiko
Psychotic Fangirls Unite!
Gender: Female
Location: Somewhere between dimensions... |
LOL!
What is it with people and making two male characters pair up in EVERYTHING?!? Jeez, they've done that with Fushigi Yugi, Star Wars, Pirates of the Caribbean....etc etc, not that there's anything wrong with male/male couples, it's just that wouldn't you rather have Jack or Will attracted to the opposite sex and thus be able to insert yourself into the picture?? (unless you're a guy, then by all means go for it!) Wooooo, HOT JACK!
(sorry for posting so much, I'm procrastinating b/c I have organic chemistry to study....blech)
Here's more sayings:
Jack: (to monkey) Eek it's so cute!! I wuv it! (snuggles it's little poofy belly)
Jack: (goes to hand Gibbs a beer)
Gibbs: Oh no thanks, mate, I'm on a 12 step program
 Dance, dancing banana, dance!!
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Elizabeth: You were going to tell Barbossa about Will in exchange for a ship.
Jack: We could use a ship! The fact is I was not gonna tell Barbossa about bloody Will in exchange for a ship 'cause as long as he didn't know about bloody Will, I had something to bargain with. Which now no one has, thanks to bloody stupid Will.
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Feb 10th, 2004 03:18 AM |
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~Air Angel~
Armed & Dangerous
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Gibbs: Women are good luck ye know! The more the merrier. Welcome aboard! Arrrrrrrrrrr!
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Feb 10th, 2004 07:30 AM |
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lol this thread is so funny 
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Feb 10th, 2004 08:30 AM |
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~Air Angel~
Armed & Dangerous
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The Parrot to his master: "Aaar what's the matter cat got your tongue?"
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Feb 10th, 2004 10:08 AM |
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MissesDepp?!
Creature of the night...
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Location: Where the wild things are |
Commodore Norrington: Kill him!
Elizabeth: COMMODORE! HE SAVED ME!
Commodre Norrington: yes but his hair isn't pompus enough.
Elizabeth: Ya, i geuss so.
Jack: what the hell? I OWN THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Feb 10th, 2004 12:55 PM |
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~Air Angel~
Armed & Dangerous
Gender: Female
Location: Chillin on the Beach |
Commodor: "This was the day I almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"
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Feb 10th, 2004 02:00 PM |
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Flying High
Fly my Pretties Fly!!
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Will: I just hate Elizabeth...She flirts with Jack to much....I've always hated Jack...
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Feb 10th, 2004 05:10 PM |
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jack's dudess
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Jack: I've had enough rum today....
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