If you had to be in a room with another KMC member of the OPPOSIT sex for a night. Started by: Koala MeatPie
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silver_tears
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Who's bringing the camera then?
Jan 19th, 2006 08:10 AM
BackFire
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One of you, I don't have a camera.
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Jan 19th, 2006 08:11 AM
silver_tears
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I have a camcorder that's all charged up
Jan 19th, 2006 08:12 AM
BackFire
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Outstanding. I guess Lana or Syren will bring the lube.
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Jan 19th, 2006 08:22 AM
Alpha Centauri
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I've reached the conclusion that girls just read BackFire's posts and PRETEND he's being romantic, haha.
-AC
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Jan 19th, 2006 08:23 AM
BackFire
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No, my charm is in my ability to state sexual desires bluntly, turns girls on man. Besides, I'm not even trying to pretend I'm romantic.
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Jan 19th, 2006 08:25 AM
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I won't say who I liked I'm not King Kong.
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Jan 19th, 2006 08:26 AM
Alpha Centauri
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Oh I totally agree, I know it does. I just personally prefer to leave the lube talk out of my charming, even my blunt charming.
I just never really considered lube to be the topic of excitement haha.
-AC
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Jan 19th, 2006 08:27 AM
BackFire
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But, if you're in a room with three girls at once....lube will make a great thing better. Lube is a great icebreaker.
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Jan 19th, 2006 08:28 AM
Alpha Centauri
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The only thing lube has in common with ice is that it makes things slippery, haha (in theory, never used it myself).
I don't personally choose to break the silence with a "Yeeeahp. How 'bout ahh break out the lube?"
That's BackFire style. I'm Mr. Suave.
-AC
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Jan 19th, 2006 08:31 AM
BackFire
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Lube makes thing smooth, suave is being smooth, therefor...talking about lube is suave.
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Jan 19th, 2006 08:32 AM
Alpha Centauri
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I might install that on my James Bond car. Instead of having a button that lets out oil to make the road slippery for cars chasing me through some obscure mountain road, I'll use that.
-AC
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Jan 19th, 2006 08:35 AM
BackFire
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It's funny, and it makes you think!
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Jan 19th, 2006 08:37 AM
silver_tears
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I like that idea, go with it AC
Jan 19th, 2006 08:38 AM
Peach
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Perhaps I shouldn't have ignored this thread all night
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Jan 19th, 2006 08:39 AM
Alpha Centauri
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*Speeding along, being chased*
Bond Girl: Oh no! We're being chased! Aiiiie!
*Suave smirk*
AC: Never mind, my dear. You know I alwaysh come preparred. Watcsh thish, shweeteh.
*Deploys slippery road substance made by BackFire Inc*
-AC
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Jan 19th, 2006 08:43 AM
BackFire
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quote: Watcsh thish, shweeteh.
That's the best text based Sean Connery impression I've ever seen.
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Jan 19th, 2006 08:45 AM
Alpha Centauri
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*Takes a bow*
Thanksh, BackFire. I shay, thish ish a lovely parteh. Pity I washn't invited.
*Crashes through window on zip wire*
-AC
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Jan 19th, 2006 08:46 AM
BackFire
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Note the following - Sean Connery impressions done soley through text are best kept to sentance fragmants, otherwise they can become confusing.
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Jan 19th, 2006 08:48 AM
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Not confushing to me old boy. You've jusht gotta learn the lingo.
-AC
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Jan 19th, 2006 08:49 AM
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