Silver Surfer only stands a chance if its... Unilord Surfer... and he's in his universe... and Ion Comes to him... and uses only 1 hand...
In that case..... Surfer will still eat it.
In the near distant Kyle convinces everyone that the statue in his livingroom is his Hawaiin Tropics Surfer Competition trophy... yep.. its just that big...
__________________ Quotes from Hia8:
"I claimed that the science is sometimes faulty."
"You don't understand. This is fiction. That means none of this stuff really happened."
"There is no writer to purposely ignore a character's natural ability just because it suits the story."
"in some cases because the writer knows that Character A will dominate Character B easily and refuses to allow this to happen for the sake of the story."
They become best friends and go pickup chicks. But all the girls will like Ion cause SS's suit doesn't look like there's room for a penis and then they'll get into argument cause he's jealous. Then they'll exchange blows and then not talk for awhile until they come to their senses and will go out and get drunk and vow never to let b!tches come between them.
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KMC's WOTM for September is [SPOILER - highlight to read]: Morning_Glory
KMC' MOTM for September is [SPOILER - highlight to read]: Vinny Valentine