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BruceSkywalker
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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Calm down, mildred, you'll give yourself a headache.

Okay McClane beats the shit out of him H2H in a fight with the trademark McFortuitous outcome.

i am always calm...

youtube these fight scenes

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Sep 10th, 2009 09:29 PM

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I cant seem to.

Nor should I really have to. We all have DVD players.
Put a copy of any Die Hard movie in, and job done. smile

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I cant seem to.

Nor should I really have to. We all have DVD players.
Put a copy of any Die Hard movie in, and job done.

so he doesn't have martial arts skills sad

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Sep 10th, 2009 10:01 PM

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MA practitioners all still have jaws/nervous systems/human bodies.

And no non-boxing MA guard system can cope with rapid flurries/combos, either.

McClane never seemed to have too many problems arranging the funerals for all have tried to kill him using non-boxing martial arts.
(Boxing is a martial art)

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Sep 10th, 2009 10:06 PM

BruceSkywalker
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MA practitioners all still have jaws/nervous systems/human bodies.

And no non-boxing MA guard system can cope with rapid flurries/combos, either.

McClane never seemed to have too many problems arranging the funerals for all have tried to kill him using non-boxing martial arts.
(Boxing is a martial art)

I know all about the martial arts since I've mastered five of them...

I just don't McClane will win here is this scenario

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Sep 10th, 2009 10:17 PM

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It basically comes down to McClane's endurance, since he isn't getting past Fisk. Kingpin hurled Daredevil across his room without even getting winded. I believe he also crushed someones head in the movie with just his one hand.

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Sadako of Girth
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I know all about the martial arts since I've mastered five of them...

I just don't McClane will win here is this scenario

Yet you overrate their effectiveness guardwise...and failed to recognise Boxing as a martial art.

Fair enough.

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Sep 12th, 2009 12:43 PM

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Whats so hard about Mac kicking KP in the nads and getting the AK?

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Unarmed.

So Kingpin doesnt have one to acquire, I guess.

No problems other wise though, although where they are on a fat bastard like thatis anyone's guess. Kingpin himself, probably hasnt seen his own dick in 20 years. stick out tongue

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Unarmed.

So Kingpin doesnt have one to acquire, I guess.

No problems other wise though, although where they are on a fat bastard like thatis anyone's guess. Kingpin himself, probably hasnt seen his own dick in 20 years.

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John is in the Kingpins highrise. He just got off the elevator. There is an AK47 near the window about 100 feet away behind a desk. He has to get to it to kill the Kingpin, but Fisk of course won't allow that to happen.

A fight starts. Purely hand to hand. What happens?

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Sep 12th, 2009 07:05 PM

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Then if so, McClane, master of on site acquirement claims vistory after turning Kingpin to just another lead filled skittele.

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Sep 14th, 2009 02:05 AM

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Thats On Site PROCUREMENT roll eyes (sarcastic)

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Sep 14th, 2009 05:28 AM

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Mine works too. roll eyes (sarcastic)

He would acquire the AK and use it.

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Sep 14th, 2009 04:30 PM

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This thread is silly, as it stipulates McClane has to get the AK to win, when he could just beat the piss out of him h2h. Kingpin was dropped by a blind-guy via a double-knee kick, guy's nothing but smoke and mirrors.

-McClane can pull off a knee-kick, then go get the AK, if he wanted.

-McClane could dodge/evade the large slow man and get the AK that way.

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Agreed.

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This thread is silly, as it stipulates McClane has to get the AK to win, when he could just beat the piss out of him h2h. Kingpin was dropped by a blind-guy via a double-knee kick, guy's nothing but smoke and mirrors.

-McClane can pull off a knee-kick, then go get the AK, if he wanted.

-McClane could dodge/evade the large slow man and get the AK that way.

Agreed, but dude, give DD some credit. He is far more than some blind dude.

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Sep 14th, 2009 05:55 PM

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Agreed, but dude, give DD some credit. He is far more than some blind dude.

He's a total bad-ass, but when he fought Kingpin, he was exhausted and wounded.

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Sep 14th, 2009 06:11 PM

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But still badass.

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Sep 14th, 2009 06:24 PM