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Originally posted by Robtard
Nah, what I said. Beast's bullet grab feat is more impressive. Maths and physics and shit.

Defy gravity you say? Sing was floating up in the clouds with the eagles gathering enlightenment for some time before he came rocketing down with his Buddha's Palm attack, something Zohan has no defense against. /Pwnedyouagainkid

Behold and witness your doom!

Sing was already ascending upwards, he simply reached the apex of his flight and fell.

Zohan? He was on the ground and decided to ascend on his own power.

Zohan>>>Sing in defying gravity.


Also, keep dodging my question about Zohan's nostril stopping a bullet.


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Sing was already ascending upwards, he simply reached the apex of his flight and fell.

Zohan? He was on the ground and decided to ascend on his own power.

Zohan>>>Sing in defying gravity.


Also, keep dodging my question about Zohan's nostril stopping a bullet.


Even if "defying gravity" goes to Zohan, he still loses due to posted strength, speed and skill feats for Sing.

What dodge? Zohan took a bullet in his nose, he's extremely durable, no one said he wasn't.


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Originally posted by RJ 2.0
This fight is to the KO. Sing was KO'd by beast yo. yes


Before he reached his full potential. Are you trolling?

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Wait, you REALLY think Sing is faster than Zohan? Shall I post a vid to disprove that?



Never, not once, is anyone in KFH shown fighting as fast as Zohan did there.


It has already been established that Sing is much faster than bullets. Why are you posting a video of Zohan fighting at speeds much slower than bullets as proof that Zohan is faster?

Also, that's cute.



Here we see Sing, back when he was still a punk, with several knives stabbed in him, and after being bitten by cobras, outrun the Landlady, and even moving faster than vehicles on the road (and its one of those between city roads where the speed limit is high as shit). So it would appear Sing had a solid edge in foot-speed over the Zohan even before his transformation. He is similarly faster in reflexes.

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Damage soak: Zohan stopped a bullet with his nostrils, man. He also caught a bullet in midair from less than a foot away, from a gun (.357 magnum) that fires a bullet with a higher velocity than the gun that fired the bullet that Beast caught. Here, FF to :30



Damage soak: Sing withstood being hit by a blow that sent him through one side of a building and out the other, as well as badly damaging the stone wall on the other side.

Also, hahah, "less than a foot away". The only bullet fired anywhere near that close is the one caught in the nose. Zohan only needed to a tiny motion to catch that bullet: tilt his head back. . The Beast did one big movement to catch a bullet that was fired from closer, and he didn't move his hand until the bullet was at best four inches from his face, probably closer to three. Even if the bullet Zohan caught is faster, it isn't by enough to make up for the vast difference in the casualness of the feat. Zohan only caught the bullet with his nostril because he wasn't fast enough to do it with his hands. smile

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Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Fact is, neither Zohan or Sing (with his full power set), ever took any visible damage. It's impossible to determine who took more damage.


Afraid not. Sing took more damage because the things that hit him were more quantifiably impressive. wink

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Lol, no. Beast caught the bullet with two fingers, but he fired the bullet and he knew exactly where and when it would be.


How does that diminish the speed which he had to move do do it?

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Zohan reacted to a shooter from a foot away (who was firing a gun that fires a bullet with a higher velocity than the revolver the Beast used) and caught it with his nostril. What takes more strength? Catching a bullet between two fingers, or catching a bullet with a nostril?


I believe headbutting a person through buildings and above the clouds takes more strength. thumb up

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No. Read what I just said.

And what will Sing do when Zohan does this?



Probably punch him. Or kill him with the air pressure of his palm.

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Human pretzel FTW. Also, not the double foot uppercut. And his handless push ups:



The man defies gravity, dude. If life was the Matrix, Zohan is Neo.


Sing hopped off of a duck and stayed in mid-air for a prolonged period of time as he reached enlightenment.

Also, who gives a shit? I don't care how physics-defying Zohan is. Sing is faster, stronger, more durable, and much more powerful. That is why he wins.

Just for fun, I decided to list every one of Sing's feats in the final fight of KFH. Many of which are vastly beyond what the Zohan can accomplish.



:35, with a casual flex of his shoulders Sing sends two men through the stone railings of the stairway.

:58, stomps on the foots of several men in a fraction of a second, before their attacks can hit.

1:15, knocks away several men while destroying more of the stone railing. Pretty good, but so far nothing far above Zohan.

1:50, casually sends many men flying thirty+ feet with single strikes that send them through stone and wood. Then he tosses ten or so men dozens of feet into the air. What strength feats does Zohan have to compare?

2:50, knocks the Beast through the stone railing before he can react and combos him to the ground, where the fight proper starts. At 3:25 they show the same blurry movement you were wanking from the Zohan.

4:10 is hit with the Leaping Frog headbutt that sends him through several walls and survives. As we later see this technique utterly pulverizes stone. Being able to stop .357 bullet with your nostrils doesn't compare.

5:52 he is hit so hard he is sent to the clouds themselves. Zohan never withstood nearly this much punishment.

7:00 Sing caves solid stone in with the air pressure of his descent.

Then, at 7:50 Sing shows he can use the Buddha's Palm attack by just extending his hand, and the pressure blows a three story hole through an entire building. We then see that Sing intentionally threw his aim off so the Beast would survive the attack.

Zohan has never dealt with an attack that powerful. Bullets? Bullets don't even compare.

Sing stomps. thumb up


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Originally posted by Robtard
Even if "defying gravity" goes to Zohan, he still loses due to posted strength, speed and skill feats for Sing.

What dodge? Zohan took a bullet in his nose, he's extremely durable, no one said he wasn't.


Concession accepted.

Didn't Beast say that speed in kung fu decides the winner?


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Originally posted by NemeBro
Before he reached his full potential. Are you trolling?



It has already been established that Sing is much faster than bullets. Why are you posting a video of Zohan fighting at speeds much slower than bullets as proof that Zohan is faster?

Also, that's cute.



Here we see Sing, back when he was still a punk, with several knives stabbed in him, and after being bitten by cobras, outrun the Landlady, and even moving faster than vehicles on the road (and its one of those between city roads where the speed limit is high as shit). So it would appear Sing had a solid edge in foot-speed over the Zohan even before his transformation. He is similarly faster in reflexes.



Damage soak: Sing withstood being hit by a blow that sent him through one side of a building and out the other, as well as badly damaging the stone wall on the other side.

Also, hahah, "less than a foot away". The only bullet fired anywhere near that close is the one caught in the nose. Zohan only needed to a tiny motion to catch that bullet: tilt his head back. . The Beast did one big movement to catch a bullet that was fired from closer, and he didn't move his hand until the bullet was at best four inches from his face, probably closer to three. Even if the bullet Zohan caught is faster, it isn't by enough to make up for the vast difference in the casualness of the feat. Zohan only caught the bullet with his nostril because he wasn't fast enough to do it with his hands. smile



Afraid not. Sing took more damage because the things that hit him were more quantifiably impressive. wink



How does that diminish the speed which he had to move do do it?



I believe headbutting a person through buildings and above the clouds takes more strength. thumb up



Probably punch him. Or kill him with the air pressure of his palm.



Sing hopped off of a duck and stayed in mid-air for a prolonged period of time as he reached enlightenment.

Also, who gives a shit? I don't care how physics-defying Zohan is. Sing is faster, stronger, more durable, and much more powerful. That is why he wins.

Just for fun, I decided to list every one of Sing's feats in the final fight of KFH. Many of which are vastly beyond what the Zohan can accomplish.



:35, with a casual flex of his shoulders Sing sends two men through the stone railings of the stairway.

:58, stomps on the foots of several men in a fraction of a second, before their attacks can hit.

1:15, knocks away several men while destroying more of the stone railing. Pretty good, but so far nothing far above Zohan.

1:50, casually sends many men flying thirty+ feet with single strikes that send them through stone and wood. Then he tosses ten or so men dozens of feet into the air. What strength feats does Zohan have to compare?

2:50, knocks the Beast through the stone railing before he can react and combos him to the ground, where the fight proper starts. At 3:25 they show the same blurry movement you were wanking from the Zohan.

4:10 is hit with the Leaping Frog headbutt that sends him through several walls and survives. As we later see this technique utterly pulverizes stone. Being able to stop .357 bullet with your nostrils doesn't compare.

5:52 he is hit so hard he is sent to the clouds themselves. Zohan never withstood nearly this much punishment.

7:00 Sing caves solid stone in with the air pressure of his descent.

Then, at 7:50 Sing shows he can use the Buddha's Palm attack by just extending his hand, and the pressure blows a three story hole through an entire building. We then see that Sing intentionally threw his aim off so the Beast would survive the attack.

Zohan has never dealt with an attack that powerful. Bullets? Bullets don't even compare.

Sing stomps. thumb up
According to Beast, what decides the winner in kung fu?


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Speed.

Sing is faster than Zohan.

Therefore Sing wins.

Glad you agree. thumb up


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Whatever Beast says doesn't determine the winner in a forum fight. He could have said whoever eats the most spring rolls wins for all I care.


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Speed.

Sing is faster than Zohan.

Therefore Sing wins.

Glad you agree. thumb up
Is that right? Post Sing's fastest fighting scene.


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Whatever Beast says doesn't determine the winner in a forum fight. He could have said whoever eats the most spring rolls wins for all I care.
Well hell, we can't have you all hot and bothered, can we?


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Is that right? Post Sing's fastest fighting scene.
I made a big fat post detailing why Sing wins and you still refuse to respond to it. There is nothing more to say here. I've won the debate, much like Sing wins this fight.


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Concession accepted.

Didn't Beast say that speed in kung fu decides the winner?


Beast did and Sing is faster.

Already stated: Sing can move so fast he is invisible to the naked eye.

Or in simpler terms: Seeming invisible > looking like a blur


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I made a big fat post detailing why Sing wins and you still refuse to respond to it. There is nothing more to say here. I've won the debate, much like Sing wins this fight.
Your lengthy post was crushed by me saying " Is that right? Post Sing's fastest fighting scene."


You refused to do so, so no, you have won nothing.


One more chance. Post Sing's fastest fighting scene.


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Your lengthy post was crushed by me saying " Is that right? Post Sing's fastest fighting scene."


You refused to do so, so no, you have won nothing.


One more chance. Post Sing's fastest fighting scene.
I did in the post that you couldn't read.

Sing wins. I win. thumb up

Not that I feel proud of this victory mind you. Zohan is fighting a character who can level buildings by extending his palm toward them. He had no chance from the start.

edit: Also, hey Rob, could you find the fight between the Landlords and the Beast? I briefly searched, couldn't find it, got bored, and then left youtube.


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edit: Also, hey Rob, could you find the fight between the Landlords and the Beast? I briefly searched, couldn't find it, got bored, and then left youtube.


Here's that scene: http://www.filmsmasharchives.com/mu...p?vid=73cfdb31c

Here's the whole damn movie: http://vimeo.com/96277560


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I'm not watching the whole movie you phucking phaggot.

edit: nigga **** your edit. Thanks though.


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I don't see any edit tags and I posted just the scene too, so check your eyes, you blind ass nabbler


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You sound mad.


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You sound mad.


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That's because you're used to dealing with quan.


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