Originally posted by taft
A horse walks into a bar, bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing back because it's a horse and it cant talk.
Three peices of string walk into a bar; a thin one, a long one, and a messy one, and the bartender says "Hello gentlemen what can I get you?" and then he is taken away to the mental home cause he's gone mad and is talking to imaginary peices of string 😐
True story