5 Weeks until Valentines

wainting a whole year? just eat them now!

Jealous that your not the unsuspecting bimbo, yerssot? 😛

I already have someone, thank you very much

Well as most of you already know, I HATE valentines day. All that romantic mamby pamby makes me want to hurl! All cringe making stuff. Plus I always feel really uncomfortable if anyone gives me anything. You hear that Ush? You so much as send me a card and you will die a very painful death indeed! I don't do valentines day!

I smell a future "name that poster" quote.....

Tex, you can't save the chocolates that long. The damn bimbo will break a tooth on them. They'll be like little brown rocks.

Originally posted by Gundark
So RC, you want us to picture queeq in a spandex thong wrestling thingie with "Mr. Cosmos" printed on the back in sparkly letters and a headband with little planets hanging off of it that swing around ?

Originally posted by Gundark
I smell a future "name that poster" quote.....

Tex, you can't save the chocolates that long. The damn bimbo will break a tooth on them. They'll be like little brown rocks.

So she'll have one more missing tooth, she can add it to her collection 😂 🤣 😂

You looking for a sexy Bimbo or the Hunchback? 😂

Hmmmmm, I didn't even consider a threesome, thanks for the tip RC. A sexy Bimbo and a Hunchback, should make for an interesting Valentines Day, or should I say night?!?! 😱

Hmmm thanks for the pleasant image RC! No must get it out of my head! Don't have room for useless images. Must conserve space for exam knowledge!

See? Told you guys, back on page two. Theoretically, anyway.

yes well don't even think about it ok? Not even mint crisp or anything like that! No! It's naughty!

Ok, ok!

(Makes secret plans)

Dont evn thnk about it! That's naughty too!

But you don't know about them. They are secret.

And what if you LIKE naughty?

I DON@T like silly! I'll slap you silly if youeven attempt anything even slightly romantic!

As if any of my secret plans would be romantic in any way!

Ah well you never know wit you. Mind you i suppose romantic isn't too bad. Just not cringemaking. There is a veryfine differenece!

I think I know you well enough now. Rest assured any secret plan you meet your needs.

Not that there is one, and of course any association between myself and Edna is purely technical. And so on. Happy?

Well don't thin for a minute you wil be getting so much as a card from me. Like i said, I don't do valentines!