Deadpool has some funny lines in Marvel Ultimate Alliance.
(Flirting with Black Widow in a bad French accent)
Ah, how I have missed you, mon petit chapeau. Let us run away and live a carefree life somewhere exotic... like Pittsburg.
(Upon levelling up)
Now I'M better at whatever it is Wolverine does!
(Talking to Jarvis)
Hello, good citizen! I'm CAPTAIN AMERICA! You don't have to salute if you don't want to.
(Jarvis doesn't believe him)
All righty then, I'm THOR! You might want to kneel in my presence... I am the God of Thunder, you know!
(Talking with his buddy Weasel)
Weasel: You stabbed me in the leg!
Deadpool: I had to! You were trying to eat the last cheesy puff!
Weasel: It was MY bag of cheesy puffs!
It's even better when you hear it. If you have the game, try having Deadpool talk to the Ancient One in the magic mirror at Dr. Strange's Sanctum Sanctorum.
Oh, if you're quoting 'Pool from Ultimate Alliance, let's not forget the Helicarrier early in the game where he charges a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent for rescuing him from his bunk. I don't recall the entire conversation, but everything the agent said took the price up another hundred, and ended with this line:
Deadpool: "Alright, but if I die, my price goes to to a thousand!!"
DP "Third of all. Do not interrupt while I'm going good with an indian chick.....that's hotter than the one kirk bagged on star trek."
Wades delicious thought on the second biggest threat to mankind.
DP "DIE YOU &*^%&*& CLOWNS! You deserve nothing less than a blood-spurting, hanky-hiding-up-your-sleeve-big-footed ass-kicking. How DARE you bring joy and laughter to the smiling faces of children everywhere. Purveyors of hope and all that is pure in the world, DIE DIE DIE!!
Only DP would find Clowns and Squirrel Girl as ultimate threats...
From Deadpool fanfilm
Deadpool "Webhead! I'm digging the black threads!"
Spiderman "Um.. thanks, I thought it was appropriate"
Deadpool "I've got a PERFECT nickname for you. THE DARK KNIGHT. Wait that's terrible..."
Some patient talks to Deadpool who is disguised as a doctor.
Patient - "Doctor, I think I'm feeling better. I can tell the difference between reality and illusions."
Deadpool - "Reality is overrated." turns his holographic projector off "OOGAH BOOGAH!!!"
"When I was a kid, I had a whole buncha G.I. Joes--and I'm talkin' original plastic-hair ones, not the fuzzy-hair kung-fu grip guys--or those little pansy tiny ones with the funny names and the cartoon--a CARTOON? Plastic-hair Joe would roll over in his grave--uhm...if he COULD roll over...I sort of pulled his arms 'n legs off...then blew him up with an M-80--before I buried him in a shoe box with my hamster, Jolly Nuts...uhm...better not to ask...man, that M-80 blew Joe up but good..."
long Deadpool quote but when I read the Jolly Nuts for some reason i burst out laughing. Cable and Deadpool #24 if your wondering.
I heard himm say once on Marvel:UA... This makes me wan't to do my happy dance. another is... I'm the best at whatever wolverine does. has anyone got new jokes i can tell my frinds (deadpool jokes) I have the issue what in this march just gone it's a wolverine & deadpool comic. wait ill try and find it also i have also the first spiderman part in a hulk comic the first comic but pages are missing and crumpled I also have the first ever spiderman weekly comic ever made mint condition and JSA strage adventures issue no.1 the reprint
Last edited by LegolasArch on Jun 15th, 2009 at 07:10 PM
Wade Wilson/deadpool in X-men Origins: Wolverine- Great, stuck in an elevator with 6 guys on a high protein diet.
And- Yes sir. You look nice today. It's the green, it brings out the seriousness in your eyes.
Wolverine- Oh God, do you ever shut up pal?
Deadpool- No... Not when I'm awake
And (to Victor Creed)- Sure, swords probably aren't as intimidating as guns or bone claws or having the fingernails of a bag lady.
(Victor extends claws, Wade brings out sword) Deadpool- Manicure? :P
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