Anyway, as a "Fanboy" of both characters..Doom being my favorite villain... both characters have taken over the world. Have robot "clones" and both possess incredible intelligence technology wise.
Eradicator comes out of the fortress and turns Doom to shit. Supes bangs lois and calls it a day.
Eradicator is of course turning a Doombot to poo, not the real Doom. After Supes is destroyed without Doom ever leaving his chair, Doom pets his kitten as it's sits on the arm of Doom's chair. A robot walks into the room.
Doom:Report.
Bot: The mission was successful.
D:Excellent.
B:There was however some outside interference that resulted in the neutralization of a Doombot, master.
Doom: Neutralized! Explain.
B: Unit A-73 was transformed into feces my lord.
D: Dammit *Doom slams down his fist on an armrest, hitting his kitten by mistake*
D: Sorry kitty. Video footage?
*The Robot shows Doom video of Eradicator turning a Doombot into Caca and flying off somewhere*
B:We've been tracking him my lord. He is called Eradicator. He seems to be very powerful.
D:This outrage will NOT be tolerated!!! However, I have a funeral to attend. Doom to all Doombots--Have this Eradicator fellow dead when I return. Don't forget to smear A-73's remains on his face either. He'll pay for what happened to kitty.
B:But master, Kitty's injuries are your fa--
D: SILENCE!!!! Now, bring me my golden armor, my ADIDAS tracksuit, my fat gold chain, and a large fold-able square of cardboard. Doom has spoken!
Dude I was there on one of the last days that he broke that s**t down in public. Philly 1987. Doom was participating in a bboy contest in front of the Civic Center. Everybody else was using cardboard. When it was Doom's turn he pulled out a large square of linoleum. Some dude w/a megaphone was like "Yo! What's up w/the linoleum? You too good for cardboard, man?". Doom stared @ him really hard. I got ready to run 'cause I thought Doom was gonna blast him. He didn't though. He walked over to the cardboard and pretty much served everybody in the cockiest way possible. He finished by spinning around. When he stopped he was laying down like he was taking a nap. Everybody was like "DAAAYUM!" I was like "Deeescent!"(That's what little kids said back then). Doom walked over to the guy w/the Megaphone, took it and said "The answer is yes you sucka!! Don't eva try to diss me!" Doom gave him the megaphone back. He then put his hand on the guy's face and pushed his head back(We called that muggin' somebody) then walked away. Doom never did the linoleum thing again.
Superman has already beaten doom, in that Marvel/dc cross over, supes teamed up with spider-man, the first time they fought doom threw a piece of kryptonite on the floor then supes rolled away in a carpet.
The nex time they met supes ripped of dooms hands n used it 2 smash parasite so he couldnt absorbs supes power.
__________________ I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species that I realized you aren't actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with its surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply, and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. And the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we...are the cure.
__________________ I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species that I realized you aren't actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with its surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply, and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. And the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we...are the cure.
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Doom wins because he's cooler. Or at least he should be, when's the last time he got a tech upgrade, Iron man's suit keeps getting better but doom stays basically the same? Damn you crap licking writers, Doom is Doom so Doom on you!
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Jul 20th, 2005 04:56 AM
If somebody posted scans or a movie of Doom poplockin', I'd literally bust a gut.
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