Batman certainly wouldn't win against Hulk, but when he was in the Justice League, he developed countermeasures to defeat his comrades in case they ever turned on humanity. Batman's pretty crafty.
What is it with fanboys and resorting to non-canon material? Nice try, but using the Hulk Vs Batman DC/Marvel crossover isn't a good idea. They're non-canon. Those crossovers are not part of true continuity, they also contain very shitty writing.
Like a kick to the stomach could ever take down a man who has been reduced to charred muscle and regenerated.
Man, I could have sworn you were meant to have comics knowledge.
If that fight was eligible for mention, then so is this, from the same series of crossovers:
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He is winded by Batman, yet stronger than Superman.
Now you see why non-canon material is ridiculous. Not to say Hulk isn't as strong as Superman, but that fight was notoriously shit from both Hulk and Superman's writers. As was the Batman/Hulk one.
The majority of the DC vs Marvel fights were retarded. They threw out objectivity and disregarded what the characters are/aren't able to do in favor of "what the fans want to see".
Who wants to hear the biggest nugget of irony here?
Mr. Anti-Fanboy WrathfulDwarf is using comics written to PLEASE fanboys as proof of why someone would win a fight, who isn't even involved in this thread. Previously, he has lashed out at modern Hulk "writers", accusing them of doing things for the fans. Apparently, if it's done for Superman, it's ok.
With that, I let the chuckling begin. He doesn't know about comics, though, go easy on him.
Sits there Googling these things because he blatantly has never read those comics or knows the circumstance of their existence. Pictures = Fact to this person.
W.D. the fanboy, who'd have thought it. FanboyDwarf, that's how I'll address you now; F.D.
He has called me a fanboy before, I'm calling him a fanboy. There are witnesses in this thread. What's the big deal? If he can dish it out, he can surely take it.
The scans W.D. just posted are from DC Vs Marvel #4, came out in 1995...or '96 I believe.
Storm would never beat Wonder Woman, fans just wanted to see it.
They were appeasement comics. He wouldn't know this, cos he's never read them. Superman beat Hulk because the writers wrote it for the fans, something he has distinctly said he disagrees with.
So he either has to retract his post or be labelled a hypocrite. This'll be fun. Anyway, this is a bit much to derail a thread with just because a mod has a grudge against Hulk.