5 years prep... Batman easy.. All he has to do is contact Reed, Reed tells him the best way to defeat the big jobber and Galactus becomes Batman's brand new sidekick
If Batman gets hold of this, if Batman gets hold of that. If a dead crack dealer in a rug got hold of the UN, the dead crack dealer pwns Galactus.
I thought this was Batman, 5 years prep, and all gear readily available to him. Batman can beat guys like Superman on occasion because Kryptonite used to grow on f*cking trees and he's got some here and there. He's got files on how to incapacitate or kill every super-human on Earth, but that's based on weaknesses and what's available to him in the way of gear and h2h. Galactus HAS NO weakness. Batman, 5 years prep, would know as much. He doesn't happen to have a UN laying around the Bat-Basement, does he? If not, there's nothing Batman could ever directly do against Galactus. The smartest thing for Bats to do here would be to go get Superman. But only so Superman can fly up to where Galactus could hear him beg for mercy.
That would be awesome. Galactus would give Bats the power cosmic. Bats could go around blowin' up planets and shit with cosmically charged batarangs. I'd hate to see what he'd keep in his power cosmic utility belt.
1. Galactus has no weakness. There is no particular part of him that is weaker in one particular area that stands out enough to be considered a weak point. You can't just poke Galactus in the eyes.
2. Not against Galactus. To think Batman, with any of his own gear, could ever touch Galactus, is kinda crazy, pal. Now I never said Batman with prep is not dangerous. But his opponent is Galactus.
The only weaknesses of Galactus is his hunger. But he don't have troubles with anything else, like let say... magic, or fire, or kryptonite, or gamma absorption, or whatever.
It is off-topic, but current story in Son of Hulk revolves exactly around getting to Galactus through his hunger.
Maybe Batman could manage to somehow do... something like that? Like, get big G high on Black Lantern's energy battery or something...
Batman's best bet would be as I suggested, PLOT for Galactus' downfall, by manipulating events, but Batman doesn't typically play on that level. The universe and it's inhabitants tends to be below Galactus' notice until it's too late. He's vastly powerful, but his head is so lost in the stars it almost makes him retarded.
That's his weakness, hunger aside.
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Well, I had a scenario in mind. Batman could gather all the top magic illusionists in the world, make Earth invisible, and disguise the moon as a lush, vibrant planet inhabited by volunteers that can survive in space. Big G tastes it, tastes like sh*t, he f*cks off.
But I just didn't think Galactus would fall for something like that.
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