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Sadako of Girth
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Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
im waiting for the thanos v. wizards thread in the AVF... stick out tongue laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing



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If Squirrel Girl can take him....


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....which she couldn't.......


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Lestov16
If Squirrel Girl can take him....


squirrel girl is on a far different plane...

thats it squirrel girl v, wizards.. lol


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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
No tears here.

Plenty on your angry, salty cheeks though...

Fellating Voldemort will not help you any either.
He cannot do anything to McClane now.
Don't be upset what Voldemort wins. I bet John wouldn't even face him. He'd be intimidated seeing as how girls physically wreck him.
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Originally posted by Silent Master
You've already proven that you have very little HP knowledge.
You just prived you didn't know Voldemort beat Harry. LOL.


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Originally posted by quanchi112
Don't be upset what Voldemort wins. I bet John wouldn't even face him.

He'd be intimidated seeing as how girls physically wreck him. You just prived you didn't know Voldemort beat Harry. LOL.



Im not, cause he clearly doesn't.

As Voldemort would'n't have a face left, thats a reasonable assumption. Nope. He didn't. The curse was reversed onto him and he died like a little girl after all that build up.

You've not seen Die Hard 5, and what you claim about the previous movies, makes us all realise you've not seen those either..you embarrass yourself reusing old inaccurate, disproved statements copy pasted from trollposters gone-by instead of thinking for yourself...
Hence why you have zero credibility. I would say "but don't cry" but we all know that'd be like asking you not to post/breathe/move.

Its obvious that you could indeed move/breathe/post, but only ever exactly like idiots who were proven wrong many times over before.. as you cannot think for yourself. It must be hell for you. smile


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by quanchi112
You just prived you didn't know Voldemort beat Harry. LOL.


Thank you for "priving" that you have zero HP knowledge.


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I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.

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Like I said, I'll say McClane 60/40


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You said McClane 6.5, Voldemort 4.5 (3.5 when using actual math)

Then you butthurtedly took away a .5 from McClane when you embarrassedly realised your error.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


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Originally posted by Lestov16
Like I said, I'll say McClane 60/40


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Originally posted by Lestov16
Comes down to quickdraw. I'll say McClane 6.5/10, due to his WTFpwn speed/accuracy in DH1 and DH3

Vold could still just cast a Fiendfyre and flame grill McClane from a distance, so Vold does takes 4.5/10


Bad math, and hopeless method as McClane is definitely not affected by flame.


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Originally posted by Lestov16
Like I said, I'll say McClane 60/40


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Sadako of Girth
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Well then...why are you still posting, other than to troll?


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You said he won 10/10. You misrepresent McClane as being better than he actually is. I can't let such trolling BS stand.


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Well a win is a win.

And Voldemort loses.....cry on...


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Originally posted by Lestov16
If Squirrel Girl can take him....
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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
....which she couldn't.......


Squirrel Girl would annihilate McClane. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.


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Sadako of Girth
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I disagree...

































........but only due to her lack of screenfeats thus far... in a comic she probably could though. If she beat Wolverine, Deadpool etc..then maybe...all speculation for now though.. stick out tongue


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She beat Logan...well he quit when confronted with all of her squirrels. smile

She beat Doom with her squirrel like reflexes and help from her furry friends.

But let's not go there.


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She also beat Thanos


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posted by Badabing
I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.

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