That has been done in one of the early King Kong/Godzilla movies. They duked it out in, naturally, a city. Godzilla scourged Kong halfway well done with his nasty fire-breath, and threw his hairy butt in to some suspended power lines. Miraculously, King Kong developed the ability to dish out electrical shocks because of that and he shook the lizard 'all night long'. 1-0 in favor of the ape.
- 'Uh-huhu-huuu, hey Butthead, this dude is really fat!'
- 'Hu-uhuhuh-hu, yeah, think he won the blue ribbon in last years pigcontest, huhuhu'
- 'Ey! Respect my f**kin authority, bunch 'o tree huggin hippies!!'
Aaaah, nice one! Technically, Bender is stronger, and equipped to be a better fighter (Bender The Offender). But Homer has access to some major Primal Rage, and he seems virtually immortal.
My guess is that Bender will slam Homer around the arena a bit doing some nice damage, till Homer gets super-pissed and scream something like 'You, you bastard son of a toaster and a prosthetic pair of legs!!!' (and some more foul language I'm not supposed to post here). And Homer will get seriously medieval on old Benders butt, risking some limbs in the progress but he will eventually turn him into one of his prized garden-sculptures.
Hulk smash Hellboy!! I like Hellboy, but he still could'nt make that 30 meter jump. Hulk hops from England to France if he wants to. Hellboy will be just another snack.
And oh yeah, Spongebob has Pinhead in the pocket! He just keeps on smiling no matter what you do to him. That will drive even Pinhead to suicidal tendencies. You don't have to be the one ahead during the race, just be the last man/sponge standing.
Corey Haim vs Corey Feldman, in a no-holds barred death match...
Whoever loses, Humanity WINS!!!
__________________ 'The future is not set...'
'I'll be back...'
'Hasta la vista, baby!'
'I'm back!'
'Come with me if you want to live!'
'You're terminated!'
it would surely be a psychological tour de force, a true battle of the minds...
__________________ 'The future is not set...'
'I'll be back...'
'Hasta la vista, baby!'
'I'm back!'
'Come with me if you want to live!'
'You're terminated!'
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Mar 18th, 2005 12:23 PM
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