BaronOBeefDip
Fedora wearin' psychopath
 Gender: Female Location: Somewhere between Hell and insanity |
109. If it's dead, leave it alone.
110. Small children tend to be abnormally cute, innocent, or creepy...unless said child is possessed or Satan's child. Of course, then the creepiness factor still applies.
111. Even if the monster/killer is moving at the speed of a two-toed sloth, he/she/it will still managed to catch up to you.
112. For reasons unknown, birds will attack you at random and peck your eyes out.
113. Never stay at a hotel with a guy who's obsessed with his mother.
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I'm fine, Drew, I seem to have lost my battery pack somewhere in the area of my buttocks. It's okay, my pack is halfway up my ass... -Colin Mochrie
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