Not really relevant, Rob. And also it's complete bullshit. He was far more deadly in DH1.
Riggs kicked more ass h2h in LW4 than Mac did in DH4.
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Kicking her donkey will not help. Screen feats only, dude.
Fighting her would. But hes not got onscreen woman-fighting feats to his credit.....so Ninja Chick wins ina massive stomp while Riggs stands there all gentleman-like and recieves the gift of being able to see though his own shorts, after she repositions his head directly into his anal area.
Nope. He'd go into rage mode and snap her neck, then rape her corpse.
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Hed go into rage mode, made a usual 'Crazy Riggs' mistake, and then like usual, get captured...only this time to spend the evening as test subject for her catalogue bought Ninjalezzer strap on device.
Let's see......Who has better screen feats? Riggs.
Who's faster? Riggs.
Who's stronger? Riggs.
Who's saying Ninja Chick out of spite? sadako.
Riggs wins.
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Why you bringing Mac into this? What onscreen feats prove Riggs can't fight women?
Also, in this thread, MY thread, Riggs is perfectly willing to fight a woman. Deal with it.
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The fact that there are none of him fighting women:
Only getting them killed, and being saved by them.
Well why don't you give Riggs Ed-209 as a sidekick whilst youre at it...?
Cause thats just as legitmate an addition as Riggs' new women beating skills.
No Im afraid the only way Riggs wins this without Ed-209, is to Date/Marry Ninja Chick.
Judging by LW screen fests she should be dead within half an hour.
See? no mention of Riggs not being able to fight women.
Riggs wins.
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Yeah so all that says is "Riggs' ass gets beat" given that hes not a woman-hitter. A woman renter...maybe... (Picking up working girls from the streets to go watch three stooges with him)
Well in fairness, none of us realised this was an 'Uber-fantasy-non-screenfeats-powers-equipped-Riggs vs Ninja Chick' thread.
You should have made that more clear in your OP.
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Last edited by Sadako of Girth on Nov 10th, 2010 at 09:38 AM
So.....If I were to make a "Superman versus Mary (from Hancock) thread, you'd seriously say "Supes never fought a woman, he loses?
Lame.
Riggs wins.
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I dunno about going as far as 'loses'.... Unless mary can actually destroy him.... But it would be a "Superman reaches Impasse" type deal if he can keep himself away from her.
Riggs wins "Action hero with most ass-savings by other people to his name"
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Riggs kicked more ass h2h in LW4 than Mac did in DH4. 
Nov 9th, 2010 07:54 PM
