The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Nuke Nixon52,234 pages

But but... World of Warcraft...

...Hearthstone...

...Movies & TV series...

...Sci-Fi & Horror Novels...

Too many irons in the fire... hell, too many fires.

Andrew Klavan
Ben Shapiro
-- accurate April 2019 Game of Thrones prediction

Brigitte Goudz
Chess
-- Benko Gambit, first
-- Benko Gambit, second
-- Benko Gambit, third
-- "Castling is for Sissies!" series, Entry #1
-- Englund Soller gambit
-- Latvian Gambit, (date of first LG entry, date of relevant ...?)
-- The "Windmill", illustrated and explained, 50252
Donald Trump
-- describing himself, probably accurately, as thick-skinned
Holland Canter
Jessie Graff
Katie Couric
Mimi Bonny
Nuke Nixon
-- 5/22/2019 prediction for this thread, 50276
Pam Eamranond
Supergirl
-- Red Daughter, training
Tamsen Fadal
Tucker Carlson
--admitting media, including himself, are sometimes less than honest

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Post numbers.

Now do it 900 thousand more times.

Good fvcking luck, duder.

Doing straight number counting all the way through would actually be going about it the hard way.

This way is far more varied, interesting, potentially useful, and likelier to be accomplished.

It's like the difference between a military march versus summer hiking vacations with family and/or friends.

Anyway, continuing:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OHq7be_ZG0k

Originally posted by Ax3l
i take no prisoners, only sexual slaves

Game against a 1906.
This might be a good candidate for my "Castling is for sissies" series, given I was only a 1697 in this game, i.e. ranked over 200 points lower than my opponent , yet managed to "uncastle" and eventually checkmate him.

1. d4 {[%emt 0:0:5]} Nf6 {[%emt 0:0:3]} 2. Nf3 {[%emt 0:0:3]} c5 {[%emt 0:0:5]} 3. c3 {[%emt 0:0:4]} cxd4 {[%emt 0:0:5]} 4. cxd4 {[%emt 0:0:9]} e6 {[%emt 0:0:11]} 5. Bf4 {[%emt 0:0:3]} Bb4+ {[%emt 0:0:8]} 6. Nbd2 {[%emt 0:0:11]} Nd5 {[%emt 0:0:14]} 7. Bg3 {[%emt 0:0:9]} h6 {[%emt 0:0:8]} 8. a3 {[%emt 0:0:3]} Ba5 {[%emt 0:0:27]} 9. e3 {[%emt 0:0:3]} g5 {[%emt 0:0:48]} 10. Bd3 {[%emt 0:0:8]} h5 {[%emt 0:0:16]} 11. h3 {[%emt 0:0:3]} f5 {[%emt 0:0:14]} 12. b4 {[%emt 0:0:6]} Nxb4 {[%emt 0:0:20]} 13. axb4 {[%emt 0:0:3]} Bxb4 {[%emt 0:0:2]} 14. 0-0 {[%emt 0:0:5]} g4 {[%emt 0:0:5]} 15. hxg4 {[%emt 0:0:8]} hxg4 {[%emt 0:0:2]} 16. Nh4 {[%emt 0:0:4]} Be7 {[%emt 0:0:18]} 17. Ng6 {[%emt 0:0:9]} Rh7 {[%emt 0:0:11]} 18. Nxe7 {[%emt 0:0:3]} Qxe7 {[%emt 0:0:2]} 19. d5 {[%emt 0:0:13]} Rh8 {[%emt 0:0:8]} 20. dxe6 {[%emt 0:0:4]} Qh7 {[%emt 0:0:10]} 21. f4 {[%emt 0:0:7]} dxe6 {[%emt 0:0:27]} 22. Kf2 {[%emt 0:0:8]} Qg7 {[%emt 0:0:22]} 23. Bb5+ {[%emt 0:0:12]} Bd7 {[%emt 0:0:11]} 24. Bxd7+ {[%emt 0:0:2]} Nxd7 {[%emt 0:0:17]} 25. Rh1 {[%emt 0:0:7]} Rg8 {[%emt 0:0:3]} 26. Nc4 {[%emt 0:0:11]} Nc5 {[%emt 0:1:7]} 27. Bh4 {[%emt 0:0:45]} Ne4+ {[%emt 0:0:25]} 28. Kg1 {[%emt 0:0:22]} g3 {[%emt 0:1:4]} 29. Nd6+ {[%emt 0:0:7]} Nxd6 {[%emt 0:0:27]} 30. Qxd6 {[%emt 0:0:3]} Qxa1+ {[%emt 0:0:2]} 0-1

Hey that sounds great

Interview with Jonathan Goldsmith, commercial actor for Dos Equis, aka
"The Most Interesting Man in the World" ...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XIp-LjVl5GY

IMi/WMi

Power of the pin:

1. e4 {[%emt 0:0:2]} c5 {[%emt 0:0:1]} 2. f4 {[%emt 0:0:3]} e6 {[%emt 0:0:2]} 3. Nf3 {[%emt 0:0:3]} a6 {[%emt 0:0:2]} 4. Ng5 {[%emt 0:0:17]} h6 {[%emt 0:0:6]} 5. Nxf7 {[%emt 0:0:2]} Kxf7 {[%emt 0:0:2]} 6. Be2 {[%emt 0:0:6]} Nc6 {[%emt 0:0:10]} 7. 0-0 {[%emt 0:0:2]} Nf6 {[%emt 0:0:17]} 8. e5 {[%emt 0:0:3]} Ng8 {[%emt 0:0:14]} 9. Bh5+ {[%emt 0:0:3]} g6 {[%emt 0:0:3]} 10. f5 {[%emt 0:0:5]} gxh5 {[%emt 0:0:19]} 11. Qxh5+ {[%emt 0:0:3]} Ke7 {[%emt 0:0:12]} 12. f6+ {[%emt 0:0:4]} Nxf6 {[%emt 0:0:5]} 13. exf6+ {[%emt 0:0:6]} Kd6 {[%emt 0:0:2]} 14. d3 {[%emt 0:0:34]} Kc7 {[%emt 0:0:4]} 15. f7 {[%emt 0:0:25]} b5 {[%emt 0:0:15]} 16. a4 {[%emt 0:0:14]} Bb7 {[%emt 0:0:6]} 17. axb5 {[%emt 0:0:28]} axb5 {[%emt 0:0:2]} 18. Rxa8 {[%emt 0:0:2]} Bxa8 {[%emt 0:0:2]} 19. Nc3 {[%emt 0:0:11]} Kb6 {[%emt 0:0:8]} 20. Be3 {[%emt 0:0:9]} d6 {[%emt 0:0:11]} 21. b4 {[%emt 0:1:37]} Qd7 {[%emt 0:1:18]} 22. bxc5+ {[%emt 0:0:9]} dxc5 {[%emt 0:0:3]} 23. Rb1 {[%emt 0:0:5]} Nb4 {[%emt 0:0:20]} 24. Rxb4 {[%emt 0:0:5]} 1-0

Hang on who won the Millionth post?

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
Hang on who won the Millionth post?
Originally posted by Slay
It's over now anyway. We all know Mitch won the original thread so who gives a **** what happened afterwards. Jesus H. Christ, what a bunch of used tampons.

Came across the following, which was being featured as s live broadcast by YouTube. Don't know if the clip, a pseudomentary on black holes, will last any length of time, but, there's only one way to find out, so ...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5CcVnbvIduE

Didn't realize it at the time, but this game would make a decent entry in the "Castling is for sissies!" category.

Constant harassment of the light-squared bishop and Queen eventual made my higher-ranked opponent unravel ...

1. e3 {[%emt 0:0:5]} e5 {[%emt 0:0:2]} 2. Nc3 {[%emt 0:0:2]} Bb4 {[%emt 0:0:3]} 3. Nd5 {[%emt 0:0:2]} a5 {[%emt 0:0:15]} 4. Nxb4 {[%emt 0:0:2]} axb4 {[%emt 0:0:2]} 5. Bc4 {[%emt 0:0:4]} d5 {[%emt 0:0:3]} 6. Bb3 {[%emt 0:0:1]} c5 {[%emt 0:0:2]} 7. c3 {[%emt 0:0:2]} b5 {[%emt 0:0:6]} 8. Qh5 {[%emt 0:0:12]} Nc6 {[%emt 0:0:23]} 9. Nf3 {[%emt 0:0:12]} g6 {[%emt 0:0:3]} 10. Qg5 {[%emt 0:0:3]} f6 {[%emt 0:0:5]} 11. Qh4 {[%emt 0:0:6]} c4 {[%emt 0:0:14]} 12. Bc2 {[%emt 0:0:3]} e4 {[%emt 0:0:7]} 13. Nd4 {[%emt 0:0:4]} Ne5 {[%emt 0:0:8]} 14. Nxb5 {[%emt 0:0:9]} b3 {[%emt 0:0:8]} 15. Bb1 {[%emt 0:0:4]} Nd3+ {[%emt 0:0:29]} 16. Bxd3 {[%emt 0:0:2]} cxd3 {[%emt 0:0:2]} 17. a3 {[%emt 0:0:6]} Be6 {[%emt 0:0:32]} 18. Nd4 {[%emt 0:0:3]} Bf7 {[%emt 0:0:3]} 19. Nxb3 {[%emt 0:0:2]} g5 {[%emt 0:0:8]} 20. Qg4 {[%emt 0:0:9]} h5 {[%emt 0:0:6]} 21. Qf5 {[%emt 0:0:10]} Nh6 {[%emt 0:0:14]} 22. Qh3 {[%emt 0:0:13]} Ra6 {[%emt 0:0:58]} 23. g3 {[%emt 0:0:2]} Be6 {[%emt 0:0:4]} 24. Qg2 {[%emt 0:0:7]} Bg4 {[%emt 0:0:6]} 25. Nd4 {[%emt 0:0:8]} Nf5 {[%emt 0:0:20]} 26. h3 {[%emt 0:0:3]} Nxd4 {[%emt 0:0:5]} 27. hxg4 {[%emt 0:0:6]} Nc2+ {[%emt 0:0:5]} 28. Kd1 {[%emt 0:0:3]} Nxa1 {[%emt 0:0:10]} 29. Rxh5 {[%emt 0:0:6]} Rxh5 {[%emt 0:0:4]} 30. gxh5 {[%emt 0:0:1]} f5 {[%emt 0:0:29]} 31. f3 {[%emt 0:0:2]} Qb6 {[%emt 0:0:13]} 32. fxe4 {[%emt 0:0:3]} dxe4 {[%emt 0:0:3]} 33. Qh3 {[%emt 0:0:2]} Qb3+ {[%emt 0:0:9]} 34. Ke1 {[%emt 0:0:2]} Qc2 {[%emt 0:0:12]} 35. Qxf5 {[%emt 0:0:4]} Qxc1+ {[%emt 0:0:2]} 36. Kf2 {[%emt 0:0:1]} Qxd2+ {[%emt 0:0:3]} 37. Kg1 {[%emt 0:0:1]} Qxe3+ {[%emt 0:0:4]} 38. Kh2 {[%emt 0:0:1]} Qe2+ {[%emt 0:0:8]} 39. Kh3 {[%emt 0:0:2]} Qxh5+ {[%emt 0:0:29]} 40. Kg2 {[%emt 0:0:4]} Qe2+ {[%emt 0:0:7]} 41. Kh3 {[%emt 0:0:1]} Rh6# {[%emt 0:0:3]Mate} 0-1

Andrew Klavan
Ben Shapiro
-- accurate April 2019 Game of Thrones prediction

Brigitte Goudz
Chess
-- Benko Gambit, first
-- Benko Gambit, second
-- Benko Gambit, third
-- "Castling is for Sissies!" series, Entry #1
-- Englund Soller gambit
-- Latvian Gambit, (date of first LG entry, date of relevant ...?)
-- The "Windmill", illustrated and explained, 50252
Donald Trump
-- describing himself, probably accurately, as thick-skinned
Holland Canter
Jessie Graff
Katie Couric
Mimi Bonny
Nuke Nixon
-- 5/22/2019 prediction for this thread, 50276
Pam Eamranond
Supergirl
-- Red Daughter, training
Tamsen Fadal
Tucker Carlson
--admitting media, including himself, are sometimes less than honest

Video Games
-- Josh 360 Iron Man Comeback against Justin Wong