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So they face off, she starts flipping and spinning towards McClane, needlessly twirling her broom-knife. McClane just sands their smiling, slightly shaking his head at the hilarious spectacle. She closes the distance and when she's in range, McClane splashes her in the face with a cup of concentrated bleach, picked from aisle 17 "cleaning supplies". /thread
That or a nice can of pepper-spray, as it's likely sold at Walmarts.
That, or she chucks a knife into his chest from 20 feet away
Next?
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Nah, her hitting Mac in the chest with a knife are far more plausible.
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Not what I was saying. HG can throw a knife with ninjaesque accuracy and have it hit Mac from 20-30 feet away. This is a far more efficient weapon than a splash of bleach.
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Why would they fight in the first place? Big Daddy's obviously a big fan of action movies, and he would teach his daughter to respect and maybe even admire John McClane.
I think you mean he makes a molotov cocktail. Yes, this makes sense.
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She has ranged weapons with which she is killer accurate with here. Mac does not.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
why can't McClane be creative? It certainly is in his purview to use bleach and throw it at her or pour water on the floor and watch while HitGirl slips and falls..
I do agree that knives are all over Walmart as I have bought some myself, but did HitGirl actually use knives though????
Yup. She was a surgeon with them, when using them as throwing weapons.
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