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3 Master Jedi vs 300 SPARTANS!
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Omnislash Kid
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3 Master Jedi vs 300 SPARTANS!

Mace, Yoda, and Kenobi vs 300 SPARTANS (thine historic ones).
Flat land. Go!


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Jinsoku Takai
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A single Jedi of the caliber of a Windu or Yoda would wipe the floor with 300 spartans. And this post reeks of HWKA.


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axel_jovan
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Seeing as Yoda and Mace pwned small armies on their own, teaming them up results in a wtfpwn of the Spartans, while Kebobi sits watching and sipping tea.


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Jinsoku Takai
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Yoda would absolutely tool 300 spartans on his own without so much as breaking a sweat.


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truejedi
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those spartans though? yeah, Yoda solos.

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axel_jovan
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I con-cur.


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MasterAshenVor
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Yoda kills them all with a wooden tooth pick without breaking a sweat.


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Omega Vision
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They don't even need the Force to win here.


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Jinsoku Takai
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Originally posted by Omega Vision
They don't even need the Force to win here.


Of course they need the force. Otherwise they are just normal lifeforms wielding a really deadly laser sword.


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Omnislash Kid
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I was expecting this to be a funner (that's right, I said "funner") thread. Oh well. Tis to be expected.


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Lord Lucien
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You were expecting it to be funner, and the realization that it isn't is to be expected?


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Omnislash Kid
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Hmm. You're right. I actually dont know what I was expecting. Well, this thread is dead, and I'm going to go play some MoH


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Slash_KMC
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Dude, we're not here to have fun. We're here to debate fictional combat situations.


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strifed169
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It should have been a handful of young lings vs the spartans

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Lord Lucien
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Young Lings would never get it done. Ling Ling could though.


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Tzeentch
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Spartans win. Yoda's ataru and Mace's oldness take their toll after the first hundred are slaughtered, and they collapse from exhaustion. Obi-Wan eventually gets overwhelmed.

Can we please get off the Jedi cock now, gaiz?!


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truejedi
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lol, as Blax ignores the force.

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Lord Lucien
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Everyone knows Spartans (of the Greek and cyborg variety) have a natural immunity to the Force.


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truejedi
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it would be cool if they did. they were some BAMF's.

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RazorMesias
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Revan solos. . .


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