Omnislash Kid
I did not Mordor him!
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3 Master Jedi vs 300 SPARTANS!
Mace, Yoda, and Kenobi vs 300 SPARTANS (thine historic ones).
Flat land. Go!
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Dec 15th, 2010 03:45 PM
Jinsoku Takai
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A single Jedi of the caliber of a Windu or Yoda would wipe the floor with 300 spartans. And this post reeks of HWKA.
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Dec 15th, 2010 04:18 PM
axel_jovan
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Seeing as Yoda and Mace pwned small armies on their own, teaming them up results in a wtfpwn of the Spartans, while Kebobi sits watching and sipping tea.
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Dec 15th, 2010 06:06 PM
Jinsoku Takai
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Yoda would absolutely tool 300 spartans on his own without so much as breaking a sweat.
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Dec 15th, 2010 07:33 PM
truejedi
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those spartans though? yeah, Yoda solos.
Dec 15th, 2010 10:44 PM
axel_jovan
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Location: Eastern Europe
I con-cur.
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Dec 15th, 2010 11:22 PM
MasterAshenVor
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Yoda kills them all with a wooden tooth pick without breaking a sweat.
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Dec 19th, 2010 03:36 AM
Omega Vision
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Location: Miami Metropolitan Area
They don't even need the Force to win here.
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Dec 19th, 2010 04:12 AM
Jinsoku Takai
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Omega Vision
They don't even need the Force to win here.
Of course they need the force. Otherwise they are just normal lifeforms wielding a really deadly laser sword.
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Dec 19th, 2010 04:43 AM
Omnislash Kid
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I was expecting this to be a funner (that's right, I said "funner") thread. Oh well. Tis to be expected.
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Dec 19th, 2010 05:54 AM
Lord Lucien
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You were expecting it to be funner, and the realization that it isn't is to be expected ?
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Dec 19th, 2010 09:20 AM
Omnislash Kid
I did not Mordor him!
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Location: Star Forge
Hmm. You're right. I actually dont know what I was expecting. Well, this thread is dead, and I'm going to go play some MoH
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Dec 19th, 2010 09:41 AM
Slash_KMC
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Location: Above everyone.
Dude, we're not here to have fun. We're here to debate fictional combat situations.
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Dec 19th, 2010 10:20 AM
strifed169
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It should have been a handful of young lings vs the spartans
Dec 19th, 2010 10:57 AM
Lord Lucien
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Young Lings would never get it done. Ling Ling could though.
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Dec 19th, 2010 11:11 AM
Tzeentch
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Location: Morgan's Maxim
Spartans win. Yoda's ataru and Mace's oldness take their toll after the first hundred are slaughtered, and they collapse from exhaustion. Obi-Wan eventually gets overwhelmed.
Can we please get off the Jedi cock now, gaiz?!
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Dec 19th, 2010 11:37 AM
truejedi
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Location: United States
lol, as Blax ignores the force.
Dec 19th, 2010 02:52 PM
Lord Lucien
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Everyone knows Spartans (of the Greek and cyborg variety) have a natural immunity to the Force.
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Dec 19th, 2010 02:57 PM
truejedi
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Location: United States
it would be cool if they did. they were some BAMF's.
Dec 20th, 2010 01:22 AM
RazorMesias
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Revan solos. . .
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