I would. And they don't. Bandon's is by far the superior phallus, in length, girth, rigidity, ribbedness, and mobility. He designed his own detachable member to complete solo missions, while he was busy instructing other, more inferior Sith Lords on how to improve their masculinity and pectoral strength.
__________________ Recently Produced and Distributed Young but High-Ranking Political Figure of Royal Ancestry within the Modern American Town Affectionately Referred To as Bel-Air.
__________________ "Vader's pulse and breathing were machine-regulated, so they could not quicken; but something in his chest became more electric around his meetings with the Emperor; he could not say how. A feeling of fullness, of power, of dark and demon mastery -- of secret lusts, unrestrained passion, wild submission -- all these things were in Vader's heart as he neared his Emperor. These things and more."
Your list isn't that bad, just that Starkiller shouldn't be number 1 lol.
__________________ "Vader's pulse and breathing were machine-regulated, so they could not quicken; but something in his chest became more electric around his meetings with the Emperor; he could not say how. A feeling of fullness, of power, of dark and demon mastery -- of secret lusts, unrestrained passion, wild submission -- all these things were in Vader's heart as he neared his Emperor. These things and more."
Palpatine beat him in the end. Not to mention Palpatine didint even have his saber. In the final lightning struggle Palpatine overpowered Galen. However Galen is still very very powerful.
Vader exhausted him but then he went and beat Palpatine? That logic makes no sense.
But he didn't beat Palpatine. The Emperor feigned defeat to try to turn Marek. When Marek fought back against it, Palpatine overwhelmed him. The explosion that killed Starkiller didn't even scratch the Emperor.
__________________ Recently Produced and Distributed Young but High-Ranking Political Figure of Royal Ancestry within the Modern American Town Affectionately Referred To as Bel-Air.
He did. Maybe if you had bothered to play TFU on xbox 360 or PS3 you'd have learned that he not only fought Palpatine alone, but at least nine Shadow Guards at his side.
None of that is related to what I said. And I have played it on 360, beaten it six times, and have every achievement.
I also know that the game isn't the source of canonical information for The Force Unleashed. The novel is. And the novel makes it clear that Starkiller "was ultimately no match for the Emperor". He's not more powerful than Palpatine. He probably could have been--Palpatine himself seemed to think so in the non-canon Dark Side ending. But as he lived and died, he never was.
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Here would be my list. This is stricly in who beats who in combat. If were going by the force alone then my list would be the same except take out Maul.
1.Marka Ragnos
2.Lord Simus
3.Naga Sadow
4.Ludo Kressh
5.Freedon Nadd
6.King Adas
7.Exar Kun
8.Ajunta Pall
9.Darth Vader(pre suit)
10.Darth Maul
11.Darth Sidious
12.Darth Bane
13.Dooku
(Grievous, I consider him a sith)
14.Darth Revan
15.Kasim
16.Savage
17.Ventress
18.Malgus
19.Darth Kyrat
20.Darth Wylork III
Not only did I see that but I have a most incriminating screenshot of your blunder that I have now backed up onto my encrypted 1.5 TB external harddrive. We will discuss via PM what it will take for you to buy my silence.
edit - I got one of yours too Neph. Don't think I didn't see that italics fail.
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