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Lestov16
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Cool Five-Way Statham Slaughterfest

-Adam Clay aka The Beekeeper, an assassin more skilled than all of the world's law enforcement, espionage, and military units vs
-Deckard Shaw, a top ex-MI6 and SAS spy and mercenary who has battled (with help) superhuman cyborgs vs
-Frank Martin aka The Transporter, an expert ex-Green Beret mercenary and the world's premiere black market courier vs
-Arthur Bishop aka The Mechanic, the world's premiere clandestine assassin who disguises hits as accidents and natural causes vs
-Chev Chelios, a hitman fueled by seemingly endless amounts of adrenaline

1. H2H brawl in Madison Square Garden Cagematch
2. Melee fight in the Initech office building
3. Gunfight in Times Square
4. Full arsenal hunt in Manhattan from opposite corners no prep
5. Full arsenal hunt in Manhattan from opposite corners with 36 hours prep

Who is the superlative Statham?


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Chev Chelios is legit superhuman, eg failing thousands of feet from a helicopter and his body survived the impact seemingly without injury. Plus he banged 2006 Amy Smart.

I'm going with the Chelios.


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And he can turn into a giant. That will help.

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No Lee Christmas?

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No Lee Christmas?

^^^I was going to ask that, too.

Doesn't matter though, i think it ends up between Chelios and Shaw.

I’d prefer Shaw personally, as he’s fought a superhuman before.


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There were Cyborgs in the Fast and the Furious movies? OMG.

I never watched past the second movie.

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Black Supermen.


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Shaw can throw down with Hobbs, Dom.and Brixton. Even if it was the rest against him.together he wins


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No Lee Christmas?


Due to popular demand, we'll add a little pinch more to the Statham Stew

-Lee Christmas, knife expert mercenary with the highest killcount on his team and
-Luke Wright, former black ops soldier-turned-cop-turned-MMA-fighter-turned vigilante


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As OP as Chevy's fall from grace was, he never had that level of durability before or after in the sequel. Well I guess he did catch on fire at one point? But against blunt force trauma that Shaw can put out, I don't see him lasting too long. Unless he turns into a Kaiju again.

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Plus he banged 2006 Amy Smart.


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Due to popular demand, we'll add a little pinch more to the Statham Stew

-Lee Christmas, knife expert mercenary with the highest killcount on his team and
-Luke Wright, former black ops soldier-turned-cop-turned-MMA-fighter-turned vigilante

^^^Handsome Rob doesn’t have the stats for this fight, but he has the best name! yes


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