(This is my very first thread!! SOMEONE CONGRATULATE ME!!)
What if YOU my friend were chosen emperor of the Star Wars universe plus the ability to electrocute people at will (yes, even jawa's..)?
What planet would you chose to rule everything for example, what planet would you throw your vacation castle on? Would you be a freak by having slave twi-leks or would you just blow up Mon Calamari and live in peace with the whole universe forever?
As for me I would live on Hoth, because I can't sleep when it's too hot! (not kidding)
I'd blow up Zonama Sekot, then we wouldn't have to put up with it 20 years down the road.
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2. I'd reveal to the damn galaxy that I'm a Sith Lord - and then kill a couple of bystanders so I can elaborate on what the hell I can do.
3. I'd kill all off-spring, relatives, and anyone who has been in a room with Vader longer than an hour - so I could successfully eliminate most of the opposite and possible traitors.
4. I'd kill four people per week - so my agents know I'm not getting soft and lack the power to kill them whenever the hell I want. This also helps limit betrayal.
5. I'd kill any politician who dare opposes me.
6. I'd also send more Clonetroopers aka Stormtroopers to enforce Imperial law on Outer Rim planets.
7. I'd kill off the Hutts and takeover their territory.
8. I'd call for the mass production of several thousand more clones, and ship off a sector fleet (ten Star Destroyers, a sufficient crew for each, a Regional Governor, and 50,000 Stormtroopers per sector)
9. I'd destroy and disband the Bounty Hunters Guild.
10. I'd declare permenant martial law on any planet housing the Rebellion or sympathizing with them.
11. I'd fly in an unmarked vessel (so no one can go after me)
12. I'd abolish all reactor shafts within a kilometer of my throne room.
These are just some of the things I'd do if I were Palpatine.
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You imbalance has been countered and placed on your already imbalanced self. You have been perfectly balanced in such a way that you are a perfect imbodiment, so it created an unatural paradox and you exploded.
Bye.
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Several thousand? 50 000 per sector? (sarcastic) No, no, don't get ahead of yourself, 37 000 people man ONE Star Destroyer, so 50 000 GROUND troops will enforce an entire planet...definetly.
__________________ Recently Produced and Distributed Young but High-Ranking Political Figure of Royal Ancestry within the Modern American Town Affectionately Referred To as Bel-Air.
I would probably be on intergalactic television everyday talking nonsense and I would lame the hell out of people on intergalactic JK3 online, and everybody would run from me when I come online.
And I would finally uncloak(?) one of these guy's:
To be save from the forces of good you could better attack the alliance only, those crazy old jedi masters just went to die on those desolate planets. Palpy and Vader should have never allowed Luke to come near them! But what if Luke never joined the alliance? Their insane attack on the Deathstar would have never worked then!
1. Bye-bye ideal Sith Apprentice. Hello whatever pathetic n00b you can find. Besides, destiny would keep him alive.
2-10. Yeah, and the entire Galaxy would rise up against you, because an honorable death would be far better than dying of starvation or execution, and there's always the off-chance that they could win and kill you.
11. If they knew which one it was, they'd still come for you.
1. Palpatine doesn't need an apprentice. Or have you forgotten the multiple Dark Side orders he has at his disposal?
2-10. Fear would keep them in line. The Hutts and Bounty Hunters are criminals and killers. You honestly think the galaxy would rebel at their executions? And enforcing Imperial law means less of a rebellion. You can enforce laws without being cruel. It's for militant security purposes. And any planet housing the Rebellion isn't worthy of ANY sympathy. People know the consequences of supporting them.
11. Unmarked - as in unregistered. No nickname, no patrol ships. Just a regular vessel.
1. Haven't forgotten, but they are obviously not anything near Vader's power. And the destiny thing still stands.
2-10. The idea may be grand for an evil dictator, but in practice, everyone will end up rebelling. The deaths of the first few Hutts will cause the other Hutts to rebel, bringing their allies with them. Mass murders, especially outside the domain of the Empire by unprovoked invasion, will bring anyone rushing to bring you down.
Rex has got you on that one Somebody. You need someone to enforce your will, being the leader your an obvious choice for assassination.
An entire galaxy----and NONE will rebel?-----
The ship---Rex got it spot on.
__________________ Recently Produced and Distributed Young but High-Ranking Political Figure of Royal Ancestry within the Modern American Town Affectionately Referred To as Bel-Air.
1. Palpatine himself is the most powerful Force-user in the galaxy. I'd rather have no second-in-command than a traitorous one. Which is what Vader is. Palpatine may take the time to train one of his hands further in the Dark Side. Trust me, there are potential apprentices in many of the Emperor's loyalists.
2-10. Then Palpatine could excuse it as the Empire cracking down on the outlaws. It's a viable excuse. The Empire has more resources than any criminal organizations. They can abduct the Hutts, shut down their resources, and arrest them. If they fight back, Palpatine would then have the grounds to kill them. The Hutts are far from good or beneficial to the galaxy.
And of COURSE there will be rebellions. But not from killing the Hutts.
11. Not compared to registered Imperial shuttles. Then again, if you're dealing with a clever opponent - ANY ship would be suspicious. So either way, Palpatine takes a horrendous risk.
That's why Palpatine takes a Star Destroyer and flies his shuttle from that, like Vader.
Cracking down on outlaws? Wiping the Hutt species from the face of the Universe is not cracking down. He strikes first, and they will rebel. Nothing to it.
And Vader still has destiny going for him. He was destined to kill Sidious.
killer-cool emperor thread!!!!
Sep 5th, 2005 09:00 PM
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