KMC Forums - Who can Stop the Sith?

The Sith rule the galaxy...it is the darkest time perhaps ever for The Force...for the Jedi and for the galaxy. But, one man is here to stop Palpatine. One man is here to stop Vader. One man is here to put an end to the Galactic Empire BY HIMSELF.

*onboard the second Death Star, Palpatine, Vader, Nihilus, Ragnos and Kun are there*

Palpatine: So...you are the so-called champion of the people?

Hogan: The name’s Hulk Hogan brother and you better not- *a thunderous chair shot rings out as Kun smacks him in the back of the head. Hogan falls to the ground only to be lifted and Force Pushed by Vader into a wall. The Sith laugh*

Palpatine: Your feeble sports entertaining skills are no match for the power of the dark side!

Jim Ross: My God! Hogan isn’t moving. He’s lifeless. That chair shot by that FIEND Exar Kun must have cleaned his clock.
King: I told you, J.R.. Don’t bet on the loser. No one would think the bald dude with the moustache can beat a guy who shoots lightning out os his fingers.
Jim Ross: You may be right King but Hogan has more heart than any of those Sith Lords.
King: Problem is it’s not pumping any oxygen to his brain right about now.

*that’s when Palpatine, sneering and laughing raises his hands and shoots a deadly bolt of Force lightning into the motionless form of Hogan to deliver the coup de grace. But, out of nowhere, the voices of quadrillions sound out...from thin air, the words they scream is clearly heard*

“Hogan...Hogan...Hogan...Hogan...!!!”

*and, from nowhere, Hulk gets to his knees. The lightning hits him full on but has zero effect. Hulk’s eyes are wide and his face is held aloft to listen to the chants of the universe*

Vader: What is this?

*Hulk slowly gets to his feet, shaking his head as the lightning continues to hit but have no effect on him. Then, as the roars of the people grow even louder, Hulk marches around the room*

Jim Ross: I can’t believe! Even after the Force Push...the chair shot...the lightning, Hogan is UP!
King: And it looks now like he’s HULKING UP, J.R.. This is never goood!

*indeed the power that trumps even The Force, the power of HULKAMANIA was flowing through Hogan. He turned and pointed a finger at the bewildered Sith Lords. Shaking it, he marched towards them. Kun stepped forward with his chair and took a boot in the face for his efforts. Vader dashed forward but Hogan picked up the suited man and slammed him to the floor. Nihilus and Ragnos both went at Hogan but a double clothesline easily took them out*

Jim Ross: YES!! That’s the power of Hulkamania! And now I do believe he’s going for the Emperor!

*Palpatine, in desperation, shot more lightning into Hulk but it was useless. Hulk grabbed Palpatine and dumped him easily with a scoopslam*

Jim Ross: Could it be...YES! He’s calling for it. He’s calling for it!
King: Move out of the way, Sidious!!

*Hogan acknowledged the quadrillions of Hulkamaniacs and then took a running leap and he seemed to reach elevation and hangtime impossible for any human before it came down on Palpatine’s head... the ATOMIC LEG DROP!!*

*Hogan got to his feet and surveyed the laid out Sith Lords. He held up a hand and a mic appeared*

Hogan: Do you hear them, brother? Those are the voices of the quadrillions upon quadrillions of Hulkamaniacs out there in the galaxy. And the Hulkster is here to do their bidding. Your evil will never win over the cries of the people!

Jim Ross: Well, after that, I do believe the reign of the Galactic Empire is at an end.
Yoda: And not short enough it was.
King: Hey, little green man. You’re not one to talk about short!
Jim Ross: Well, in any case, we have seen a tremendous display here today. And I can assure you that after seeing that, every person who uses the dark side is thinking the same thing right now.

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WHATCA GONNA DO BROTHER WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?