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Chickens or eggs??

Zebediah was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers, called pullets, and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs.

Zeb kept records, and any rooster that didn't perform well went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of Zeb's time, so Zeb got a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.

Each bell had a different tone so Zeb could tell, from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.

Zeb's favorite rooster was old Brewster. A very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning, Zeb noticed that Brewster's bell had not rung at all!! Zeb went to investigate.

The other roosters were running all over the place chasing the pullets, bells ringing! The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. BUT, to Zeb's amazement, Brewster had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk to the next one.

Zeb was so proud of Brewster that he entered him in the county fair. Brewster was an overnight sensation.
The judges not only awarded him the No Bell Piece Prize but, also the Pulletsurprise!!


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Chicken.... geek


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What weighs more, a pound of Eggs or a pound of Feathers?


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They both weigh the same... no expression

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they dont as feathers are lighter than eggs


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What if the eggs are empty? huh


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point?


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I like my eggs on a chicken sandwich.


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yeah but if they are empty they would weigh less than the feathers as they would probably be cracked and in half.


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point?


....edge?


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What weighs more, a pound of Eggs or a pound of Feathers?

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You guys are idiots.

A Pound of Eggs Weighs the same as a pound of Feathers.

There may be more Feathers but it still is a POUND.

no

Morons.


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by badboy2004
they dont as feathers are lighter than eggs


Haha

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Originally posted by tptmanno1
Zebediah was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers, called pullets, and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs.

Zeb kept records, and any rooster that didn't perform well went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of Zeb's time, so Zeb got a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.

Each bell had a different tone so Zeb could tell, from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.

Zeb's favorite rooster was old Brewster. A very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning, Zeb noticed that Brewster's bell had not rung at all!! Zeb went to investigate.

The other roosters were running all over the place chasing the pullets, bells ringing! The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. BUT, to Zeb's amazement, Brewster had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk to the next one.

Zeb was so proud of Brewster that he entered him in the county fair. Brewster was an overnight sensation.
The judges not only awarded him the No Bell Piece Prize but, also the Pulletsurprise!!



Good one by the way.


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Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You guys are idiots.

A Pound of Eggs Weighs the same as a pound of Feathers.

There may be more Feathers but it still is a POUND.

no

Morons.


You ruined our "funny", no


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You guys are idiots.

A Pound of Eggs Weighs the same as a pound of Feathers.

There may be more Feathers but it still is a POUND.

no

Morons.


yes

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Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
....edge?



line, point or plane?

i'm doing geometry at school... erm


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i knew that but i said it like that to make it funny


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