Tptmanno1
Life Ponder-er
Gender: Male Location: Dreaming...Or am I living...
Chickens or eggs??
Zebediah was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers, called pullets, and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs.
Zeb kept records, and any rooster that didn't perform well went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of Zeb's time, so Zeb got a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.
Each bell had a different tone so Zeb could tell, from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.
Zeb's favorite rooster was old Brewster. A very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning, Zeb noticed that Brewster's bell had not rung at all!! Zeb went to investigate.
The other roosters were running all over the place chasing the pullets, bells ringing! The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. BUT, to Zeb's amazement, Brewster had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk to the next one.
Zeb was so proud of Brewster that he entered him in the county fair. Brewster was an overnight sensation.
The judges not only awarded him the No Bell Piece Prize but, also the Pulletsurprise!!
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Oct 9th, 2003 04:17 AM
Tiger
Shockwaves
Gender: Female Location: Huh? In space, trying to LOCATE my
so........?
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Love these little guys.... They're like.... wow!
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Oct 9th, 2003 04:26 AM
Tptmanno1
Life Ponder-er
Gender: Male Location: Dreaming...Or am I living...
nobel peace prize
pullitser prizer
famous
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Oct 9th, 2003 04:29 AM
Praylu
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Gender: Male Location: Awaiting Destiny...
Chicken....
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Jul 22nd, 2006 09:35 AM
Barker
Thorin Fan Club President
Gender: Male Location: Barkdonald's Inc. OMFGPlulz: dunt
What weighs more, a pound of Eggs or a pound of Feathers?
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Last edited by Barker on Jul 22nd, 2006 at 09:43 AM
Jul 22nd, 2006 09:36 AM
Sasuke Uchiha
NoyauDur Zombie Pupitreur
Gender: Male Location: Dans Votre Pantalon
They both weigh the same...
Jul 22nd, 2006 09:38 AM
badboy2006
girl slayer
Gender: Male Location: United Kingdom
they dont as feathers are lighter than eggs
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Jul 22nd, 2006 09:41 AM
Praylu
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What if the eggs are empty?
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Jul 22nd, 2006 09:42 AM
Jaeh
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Gender: Female Location: May or may not be somewhere else.
point?
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Jul 22nd, 2006 09:42 AM
Barker
Thorin Fan Club President
Gender: Male Location: Barkdonald's Inc. OMFGPlulz: dunt
.. Damn.
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Jul 22nd, 2006 09:42 AM
Bardock42
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Gender: Unspecified Location: With Cinderella and the 9 Dwarves
I like my eggs on a chicken sandwich.
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Jul 22nd, 2006 09:43 AM
badboy2006
girl slayer
Gender: Male Location: United Kingdom
yeah but if they are empty they would weigh less than the feathers as they would probably be cracked and in half.
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Jul 22nd, 2006 09:43 AM
Praylu
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
point?
....edge?
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Jul 22nd, 2006 09:44 AM
Sasuke Uchiha
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Gender: Male Location: Dans Votre Pantalon
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Barker
What weighs more, a pound of Eggs or a pound of Feathers?
Jul 22nd, 2006 09:45 AM
Vinny Valentine
Vinny Valentine
Gender: Male Location: Canada
You guys are idiots.
A Pound of Eggs Weighs the same as a pound of Feathers.
There may be more Feathers but it still is a POUND.
Morons.
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Jul 22nd, 2006 09:46 AM
Bardock42
Junior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location: With Cinderella and the 9 Dwarves
quote: (post ) Originally posted by badboy2004
they dont as feathers are lighter than eggs
Haha
quote: (post ) Originally posted by tptmanno1
Zebediah was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers, called pullets, and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs.
Zeb kept records, and any rooster that didn't perform well went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of Zeb's time, so Zeb got a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.
Each bell had a different tone so Zeb could tell, from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.
Zeb's favorite rooster was old Brewster. A very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning, Zeb noticed that Brewster's bell had not rung at all!! Zeb went to investigate.
The other roosters were running all over the place chasing the pullets, bells ringing! The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. BUT, to Zeb's amazement, Brewster had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk to the next one.
Zeb was so proud of Brewster that he entered him in the county fair. Brewster was an overnight sensation.
The judges not only awarded him the No Bell Piece Prize but, also the Pulletsurprise!!
Good one by the way.
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Jul 22nd, 2006 09:46 AM
Praylu
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You guys are idiots.
A Pound of Eggs Weighs the same as a pound of Feathers.
There may be more Feathers but it still is a POUND.
Morons.
You ruined our "funny",
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Jul 22nd, 2006 09:47 AM
Sasuke Uchiha
NoyauDur Zombie Pupitreur
Gender: Male Location: Dans Votre Pantalon
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You guys are idiots.
A Pound of Eggs Weighs the same as a pound of Feathers.
There may be more Feathers but it still is a POUND.
Morons.
Jul 22nd, 2006 09:47 AM
Jaeh
Possibly here.
Gender: Female Location: May or may not be somewhere else.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
....edge?
line, point or plane?
i'm doing geometry at school...
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Jul 22nd, 2006 09:50 AM
badboy2006
girl slayer
Gender: Male Location: United Kingdom
i knew that but i said it like that to make it funny
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Jul 22nd, 2006 09:50 AM
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