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shellspeare
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DOG PET PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS
· Blaming your farts on me...not funny.
· Yelling at me for barking...I'M A DOG YOU IDIOT!!
· Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
· Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.
· Yelling at me for rubbing my arse on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet?
· Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet...idiot.
· How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
· Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Imbecile.
· Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
· Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.
· The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you nitwit.
forum junkies required......are you a postaholic?
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