Seriously! I mean, it seems like everywhere I go, most people are generally very rude or just act like assholes. I was just at the local convenient store with one of my friends (we are both 15 so we do not have cars, and it was within biking distance) and there were these guys/gals a few years older than us out by where we put our bikes. When we came back out, one of the guys was like:
"Hey, sorry man, I almost jacked your bikes. HAHAHAHAHA"
And the other guy was like: "Yeah, don't forget to wear helmets next time, losers..."
And then the other guy was like: "You suck"
Of course I just left and brushed it off... because most of the time I just ignore it... but it can get on my nerves.
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I know a guy named Phillip Staudlin - sax teacher, great guy. However, his philosophy, as he recites on occasion, is "there are assholes everywhere and supercool people everywhere. This is how it works." As far as I'm concerned, you rock, man, and if you ever need consolation, you have plenty of friends here. I don't think I'm alone! You are a great contributer and an overall pleasure! Don't let people get you down!
I was sitting on a bench with my girlfriend minding my own business when a bunch of skater-kids showed up. After a little while, they made it their goal to piss me off. Two of them walked over and asked:
"Hey, do you mind if we sit on the bench with you? (while laughing)"
So I said sure, instead of getting all angry...
Then two more came and starting cramming onto the bench, making me and the g/f a little irritated, so we left and went into a nearby store to get away from them and avoid confrontation. Of course, two of them had to follow us into the store...
As they followed us, one of them starting making fun of my T-shirt by saying:
Oh, so you went to that Taste of Chaos concert... well you suck, and so do those bands. Your some sort of emo kid huh? (which I'm not)"
So, after a while I just turned around and said:
"Ya know, I'm trying to have a good time with my girlfriend here, but its becoming really hard with you guys following us and being assholes. So I would appreciate it if you just shut up and get the hell away from us."
And it worked...
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SnakeEyes, you're a great guy. You have plenty of friends here! That is for a reason! Besides, you have a girlfriend! Those guys probably don't! In my books, you're all right, man. I have said this already, but there are plenty of people who agree with me! Now start feeling better, man!
Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get f**ed by dicks. But dicks also f*** assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can f*** an a$$hole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they f*** too much or F*** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us f*** this a$$hole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
Some words of wisdom
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"Your bedside manner needs work, doc. I t'ink I liked it better when you were kissin' me."- Gambit
"M'sweet, I never gamble... I win. At everything."- Gambit
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My friend and I once hid a video camera in some bushes and we'd tape the sidewalk across the street where when people would walk by, we'd throw water balloons from my backyard, where we couldn't see where they'd land. We'd throw them up real high so their trajectory wouldn't give us away. We never hit anyone, but when they got scared, it was funny when we'd watch the video later. These two ladies, they yelled out, "Where are you guys? I'm gonna smack your butt good!" I never really picked on kids though, only adults. Mostly.
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Last edited by Tired-Hiker on Jun 30th, 2005 at 06:19 AM
Well I did have a little Swiss-Army knife with a blade less than 2 inches long, but I thought to myself and came to the conclusion that it wouldn't be the best thing to do...
I know I could've taken them (one was short and fat and the other was short and skinny)... but that's not really the point. I try to avoid violence unless it is the only option... or if I am REALLY pissed...