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DarkC
-KMC THREAD KILLER-

Gender: Male
Location: Cacapoopoopeepeeshire.

Ken: Okay, we got hostiles at about twenty meters.
Rogue Jedi: Confirm that, they haven't seen us yet.
Ken: Hold your fire, wait for team two to get into position.
Impediment: Holding.
Ken:...
Ken: Vinny, what the f*ck? Get out of the open, you're visible!
Vinny: Shit, sorry. Gotta tie up the old shoelace, you know.
Ken: Why didn't you stick to Velcro like command told you?
Vinny: Velcro is for babies.
Impediment: Perfect for you then, hahahaha!
*snickering is heard*
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Ken: Get under cover, now.
Vinny: One sec.

*two single shots are fired, followed by the clatter of automatic fire*

Vinny: AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGHHHHHH! HIT! HIT!
Rogue Jedi: Jesus Christ!
Impediment: F*cking hell!
Ken: Vinny, you idiot! Someone get him!
Impediment: Negative, too much supressing fire!
Rogue Jedi: Ken, give me a smoke grenade, I'll run out and drag him here.

*grenade is tossed*

Ken: Oops.
Impediment: Shit! Cover!
Rogue Jedi: The f***ing canisters are antipersonnel! The round ones are smokes!

*loud explosion*

Vinny: *wailing piteously*

*another grenade is tossed and smoke starts billowing.*
Rogue Jedi: Alright, Vinny, you're gonna be just fine, lemme get out a bandage.
Vinny: Uaaaaghhh, I'm gonna die!!
Ken: Team two, it's Ken, how you guys getting along?

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Da Moose: Yeah, we're good. Slow progress but stable so far, what about you?
Ken: Vinny got shot, but he seems to be o -
Da Moose: Hahahahaha!

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Jan 29th, 2007 06:38 PM

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drewforever
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Be concerned, be very concerned.

Jan 29th, 2007 06:38 PM

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DarkC
-KMC THREAD KILLER-

Gender: Male
Location: Cacapoopoopeepeeshire.

Yeah, I think might have pressed Alt - S a little early.

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Jan 29th, 2007 06:40 PM

drewforever
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Big hugs to you big grin

Jan 29th, 2007 06:41 PM

Kayakat
Queen of sarcasm

Gender: Female
Location: In His Goatly Arms

... so now what, how does the story end

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Jan 29th, 2007 06:48 PM

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DarkC
-KMC THREAD KILLER-

Gender: Male
Location: Cacapoopoopeepeeshire.

Oh, you want me to continue. stick out tongue

Meh, maybe after lunch.

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Jan 29th, 2007 06:57 PM

Kayakat
Queen of sarcasm

Gender: Female
Location: In His Goatly Arms

quote: (post)
Originally posted by DarkC
Oh, you want me to continue. Meh, maybe after lunch.

cool, you do that stick out tongue

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Jan 29th, 2007 07:07 PM

Syren
dreaming

Gender: Female
Location: every which way but loose

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Jan 29th, 2007 07:25 PM

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LethalFemme
Year Of The Femme

Gender: Female
Location: Kiss Kiss

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Syren

More

You notice how they never add us?

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Jan 29th, 2007 07:26 PM

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KnivesOut
nuff sed

Gender: Male
Location: The Mighty Boosh. Gender: Male.

lol. can i be in part 2? stick out tongue

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KnivesOut
nuff sed

Gender: Male
Location: The Mighty Boosh. Gender: Male.

quote: (post)
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You notice how they never add us?

sexist pigs yes

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Jan 29th, 2007 07:28 PM

Syren
dreaming

Gender: Female
Location: every which way but loose

quote: (post)
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You notice how they never add us?

Ha! You think there'd be any gunfire if we were involved?

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ThorinWoofer

Jan 29th, 2007 07:30 PM

KnivesOut
nuff sed

Gender: Male
Location: The Mighty Boosh. Gender: Male.

lol

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Jan 29th, 2007 07:32 PM

LethalFemme
Year Of The Femme

Gender: Female
Location: Kiss Kiss

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Syren
Ha! You think there'd be any gunfire if we were involved?

Yeah cause they'd kill each other to be with us.

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Jan 29th, 2007 07:34 PM

Strangelove
Misunderstood Genius

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Location: The Transmogrifier

....

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DarkC
-KMC THREAD KILLER-

Gender: Male
Location: Cacapoopoopeepeeshire.

Mist: Moose, what are you laughing at?
Moose: Vinny got shot.
Mist: HAHAHAHAHA!
Maynard: HAHAHAHAHA!
Bardock: HAHAHAHAHA!

Vinny: *wailing over mic* That's not funny!

Mist: You know what's funny, Vinny? I bet Lethal you'd get shot! She owes me $4!
Moose: You what? Lemme pay her tab.
Mist: Whatcha gonna do, Moose, pay for a lady and get her good and mad for thinking she's helpless?
Moose: Whatcha gonna do, Michael, not pay for a lady and get her good and mad for being grossly inconsiderate?

*loud silence*

Bardock: Guys, cool, it, we got hostiles.
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Mist: Guys, hang on.
Moose: What now?
Mist: I have to shat on a tree.

Moose: What?!
Bardock: Oh, for the love of God.
Maynard: Jesus Christ!
Moose: Again? You took some laxatives before we left.

Mist: Guys, I'm serious, if I don't go now I'll just drop my combat fatigues and drop a big steaming lo -

Moose: There's a bush in there, just hurry up.

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Jan 29th, 2007 07:37 PM

silver_tears
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You notice how they never add us?

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LethalFemme
Year Of The Femme

Gender: Female
Location: Kiss Kiss

quote: (post)
Originally posted by silver_tears

I've been using that one lately too. rolling on floor laughing

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Jan 29th, 2007 07:40 PM

Vinny Valentine
Vinny Valentine

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Location: Canada

I'm going to get on GRAW and destroy you

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Tha C-Master
Zitz! Rash! Pimple!

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by DarkC
Ken: Okay, we got hostiles at about twenty meters.
Rogue Jedi: Confirm that, they haven't seen us yet.
Ken: Hold your fire, wait for team two to get into position.
Impediment: Holding.
Ken:...
Ken: Vinny, what the f*ck? Get out of the open, you're visible!
Vinny: Shit, sorry. Gotta tie up the old shoelace, you know.
Ken: Why didn't you stick to Velcro like command told you?
Vinny: Velcro is for babies.
Impediment: Perfect for you then, hahahaha!
*snickering is heard*
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Ken: Get under cover, now.
Vinny: One sec.

*two single shots are fired, followed by the clatter of automatic fire*

Vinny: AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGHHHHHH! HIT! HIT!
Rogue Jedi: Jesus Christ!
Impediment: F*cking hell!
Ken: Vinny, you idiot! Someone get him!
Impediment: Negative, too much supressing fire!
Rogue Jedi: Ken, give me a smoke grenade, I'll run out and drag him here.

*grenade is tossed*

Ken: Oops.
Impediment: Shit! Cover!
Rogue Jedi: The f***ing canisters are antipersonnel! The round ones are smokes!

*loud explosion*

Vinny: *wailing piteously*

*another grenade is tossed and smoke starts billowing.*
Rogue Jedi: Alright, Vinny, you're gonna be just fine, lemme get out a bandage.
Vinny: Uaaaaghhh, I'm gonna die!!
Ken: Team two, it's Ken, how you guys getting along?

--

Da Moose: Yeah, we're good. Slow progress but stable so far, what about you?
Ken: Vinny got shot, but he seems to be o -
Da Moose: Hahahahaha!

Pardon my stupidity but is that counterstrike?