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simonrob123
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How Sex Starts

Body: ...a smile leads to a laugh

...a laugh leads to a high 5

...a high 5 leads to a hug

...a hug leads to a kiss

...a kiss leads 2 a makeout

...makeout leads to a feel up

...a feel up leads 2 a finger

...a finger leads to a hand

...a hand leads to a lick

...a lick leads to a suck

...a suck leads 2 a ****.

...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

...u add the bed

..subtract the clothes

...divide the legs

...leave your solution

...and pray you dont multiply

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Jul 24th, 2007 12:45 PM

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Vathu
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FAIL.

Jul 24th, 2007 01:53 PM

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R�land
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WTF

Who high fives before sex?

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MR.Grum
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by simonrob123
Body: ...a smile leads to a laugh

...a laugh leads to a high 5

...a high 5 leads to a hug

...a hug leads to a kiss

...a kiss leads 2 a makeout

...makeout leads to a feel up

...a feel up leads 2 a finger

...a finger leads to a hand

...a hand leads to a lick

...a lick leads to a suck

...a suck leads 2 a ****.

...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

...u add the bed

..subtract the clothes

...divide the legs

...leave your solution

...and pray you dont multiply

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Cherrywild
Make me want it.

Gender: Female
Location: Gainesville, FL

In my book a hand doesn't lead to a lick

and

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Originally posted by R�land
WTF

Who high fives before sex?

Jul 24th, 2007 02:29 PM

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Vathu
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
In my book a hand doesn't lead to a lick

and

In our case it would. >_>;

MY HANDS ARE MAGICAL!

Jul 24th, 2007 02:30 PM

Cherrywild
Make me want it.

Gender: Female
Location: Gainesville, FL

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Originally posted by Vathu
In our case it would. >_>;

MY HANDS ARE MAGICAL!

Teh Magical Hands

They seduce girls with a single touch. Oh noes!!!1111

Jul 24th, 2007 02:31 PM

MR.Grum
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Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Teh Magical Hands

They seduce girls with a single touch. Oh noes!!!1111

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Cherrywild
Make me want it.

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Location: Gainesville, FL

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Originally posted by MR.Grum

You have them too?

Jul 24th, 2007 02:33 PM

BlackSunshine
Do what you want to do

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if that was true, everybody would get laid.

you fail, sir. no expression

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Vathu
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Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
You have them too?

I don't know.

I mean. Gillian would enjoy me touching her any time.

Thomas is the only problem.

But like. They can be happy. I'm OK with not touching Gillian. >_>

Jul 24th, 2007 03:06 PM

Ax3l
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by R�land
WTF

Who high fives before sex?

Before: No

After: If its good, Yes.

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Vathu
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Originally posted by BlackSunshine
if that was true, everybody would get laid.

you fail, sir.

Already satated. x]

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Originally posted by Vathu
FAIL.

Jul 24th, 2007 03:07 PM

McLovin
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Re: How Sex Starts

quote: (post)
Originally posted by simonrob123
Body: ...a smile leads to a laugh

...a laugh leads to a high 5

...a high 5 leads to a hug

...a hug leads to a kiss

...a kiss leads 2 a makeout

...makeout leads to a feel up

...a feel up leads 2 a finger

...a finger leads to a hand

...a hand leads to a lick

...a lick leads to a suck

...a suck leads 2 a ****.

...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

...u add the bed

..subtract the clothes

...divide the legs

...leave your solution

...and pray you dont multiply

Spoken like a true virgin.

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Vathu
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Homer J.
Before: No

After: If its good, Yes.

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BlackSunshine
Do what you want to do

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Vathu
Already satated. x]

I dont see that stated anywhere sir. It is you who fails. no expression

Jul 24th, 2007 03:09 PM

Vathu
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I dont see that stated anywhere sir. It is you who fails.

No, Ma'am.

You Fail, Ma'am.

Jul 24th, 2007 03:10 PM

P23
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Re: How Sex Starts

quote: (post)
Originally posted by simonrob123
Body: ...a smile leads to a laugh

...a laugh leads to a high 5

...a high 5 leads to a hug

...a hug leads to a kiss

...a kiss leads 2 a makeout

...makeout leads to a feel up

...a feel up leads 2 a finger

...a finger leads to a hand

...a hand leads to a lick

...a lick leads to a suck

...a suck leads 2 a ****.

...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

...u add the bed

..subtract the clothes

...divide the legs

...leave your solution

...and pray you dont multiply

man i dont who failed worse paris hilton pasing a h.i.v test or this guy trying to get laid.

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BlackSunshine
Do what you want to do

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Vathu

No, Ma'am.

You Fail, Ma'am.

k...nuff with the whole fail thing. But, honestly, I didnt see anyone else post the same as I did.

Jul 24th, 2007 03:12 PM

Vathu
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by BlackSunshine
k...nuff with the whole fail thing. But, honestly, I didnt see anyone else post the same as I did.

It's only the second post.

Jul 24th, 2007 03:13 PM

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