I would like to do the following, to Jar-Jar Binks:
1. Smash his face in with a Spiked Gauntlet on.
2. Kick him off a 200 story buildling, onto a street full of mines.
3. Tackle him to the ground, and gore out his eyes with a knife, and then cut his feet off, and then his hands. Then stabb him in the stomach, and then slice off his head.
4. Beat him to death with a pitchfork.
5. Drop a large metal crate on him.
6. Lower him into Lava very slowly. Over the course of a few hours.
7. Lay him down on the ground, with his head in a doorway. Smash the door on his head, over and over again, until he dies.
8. Take a weedeater to his face.
9. Make him drink gasoline.
10. Smack him in the head with a baseball bat, until he falls over, and then stomp on his head until he dies, and then cut him up into little pieces, and throw him in the dump.
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I would do this it wouldn't kill em and he dies when?
1. I would convince him that he was needed to help Jedi younglings train but has to wear his hood over his head their scared of new people than i would yell "it's the sith" and the younglins would attack
2. i would take him with me to a bar get him drunk then take him to Darth Vader than he would say something like "yousa stupid ani you look all blackas" the DV would choke him i would save him after awhile.
3. next dress him like a sith and send him to the chancellors office and you know what would happen i would get em though
4. i would take to tatoonie and tell Luke it is his training to make him beg for his life this would be in a few minutes.
5. i would take him to the lava planet and leave him there for awhile at least three days
6. i would take him on a dangerous mission to defeat Count Dokooand Dokoo would beat him bad
7. Tell him that he is wanted to go see Yoda and talk to him for 7 hours he would probible be one scared alien thing
8. i would take him to Burger king he would be torchered by SW haters
9. i would take him to General Grevious he would be pretty scratched
10. i would give him sith out fit and give to chancellor for Anikans Sith training and JarJar will never be seen again muahhahaah !
Nah i would just do 1,3 4,8and ten to him :P
i would like to breed him with wicket the ewok and sell the child as a weapon of mass destruction to the highest bidder
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Oh, i wouldn't kill him....first i'd do a little something called:
Weeping Glass. It's a real world torture method from the Khilmer Rouge. What you do is get thousands of tiny glass needles and dip them in rubbing alcohol. Then you push them into a bound prisoner's upper muscles and do this all over his body. Then you beat him with a rope, a nice heavy one. This causes the glass to shatter inside the body and tiny grains get imbedded into all his muscle mass. Every action, including breathing, gives blinding pain, but it won't kill you ever. For years your body will slowly "weep" glass shards causing your skin to reflect and glisten as the ground sand pushes its way out of your body. This literally scars the person for life and cripples them as well. And it's nigh impossible to kill them this way.
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Good Idea make him feel good.
Because of you all people lost their freedom
All your Jedi Friends died
Padme died in Child Birth
The Dinosaurs dieed out
And one kid died from internal bleedings listening to your Bullshit
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10 things i'd like to do to Jar-Jar Binks
Jun 1st, 2005 07:10 PM
