Shirotakahashi
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Gender: Male Location: United States
ok!
Now Yoda is the most powerful Jedi at the time... but
who the fu&^ would want to fu#@ that green bugger's little shrieveled out cocktail I mean come on... that's just stupid...
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Jul 10th, 2005 11:43 AM
Bardock42
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Shirotakahashi
Now Yoda is the most powerful Jedi at the time... but
who the fu&^ would want to fu#@ that green bugger's little shrieveled out cocktail I mean come on... that's just stupid...
Padme would....never heard of Jedi Mind tricks?
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Jul 10th, 2005 04:27 PM
SS_181st_Snow
Flyer of the Wraith.
Gender: Male Location: In my own head.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
This thread is utter lunacy.
Vanguish, this is a PG-13 forum, watch how graphic you get. That goes for everybody. Keep it PG-13 and we will let this thread live for a good laugh.
You say to keep this thread PG-13, and you got an avatar of Stewie sucking on Peter? Some mod you are
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Jul 10th, 2005 07:47 PM
A Hero's Fate
The Legend Ends
Gender: Male Location: Gotham City
heh yodas a pimp lol
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Jul 11th, 2005 02:28 AM
notDeadYet!
Resident Villain
Gender: Male Location: Midland, Texas
No... Yoda's a playa!
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Jul 11th, 2005 06:06 AM
Padawan
Sith Rule The Galaxy!
Gender: Unspecified Location: United States
Re: Is Padme a virgin?
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Dark Thor
i cannot picture anakin and padme in bed having sex. does he even know how?
Surely you jest!
Jul 11th, 2005 08:50 AM
Gollum1956
Jedi Master
Gender: Male Location: United Kingdom
I can picture me and Padme in bed but not Anakin with her
Jul 11th, 2005 03:10 PM
kimmeh
vixen
Gender: Female Location: sweat & groove
I will never look a lava lamp the same way again
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Jul 11th, 2005 04:00 PM
Grand-Moff-Gav
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Gender: Male Location: USA
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Jul 11th, 2005 04:06 PM
Grand-Moff-Gav
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: USA
watch what we say in this thread you guys should
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Jul 11th, 2005 04:07 PM
DenKi
Senior Member
Gender: Location: United Kingdom
I think They had Casual Sex alot really, Anakin was always gone away and Padme needs it bad all the time..
Jul 11th, 2005 05:54 PM
AndaliteGal
Junior Member
Gender: Location: Pakistan
uh..... he-lo-oo? they had kids? how else did that happen without them having sex? besides they're husband and wife.
Jul 11th, 2005 09:11 PM
chubbychipmunk
wut goes here?
Gender: Female Location: United States
quote: (post ) Originally posted by pr1983
i think its more not wanting to than not being able to...
ladies... seriously... jedi's are not interested in such earthly pleasures... still... i'll bet yoda is a player...
nooo jedi's i want pleasure. did u see anakin in 3 how he was kissing and looking at padme??? lol he definatley was......u get what i mean lol
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Jul 12th, 2005 12:02 AM
mysterio69
bored as f.uck
Gender: Male Location: Canada
nope. obi-wan tapped her ass like a keg. they made it seem like they hadn't seen each other in years in AOTC, but i'm sure obi-wan stopped by naboo once in a while. they just had to keep up appearances. obi-wan's a champ.
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Jul 12th, 2005 01:34 AM
Darth Callous
Mitsu Racer Honda Hater
Gender: Male Location: AGU, Tokyo
quote: (post ) Originally posted by mysterio69
nope. obi-wan tapped her ass like a keg. they made it seem like they hadn't seen each other in years in AOTC, but i'm sure obi-wan stopped by naboo once in a while. they just had to keep up appearances. obi-wan's a champ.
Damn straight! The twins are probably Obi's chilren and the whole thing of convincing Vader and the Emperor that Luke was Vader's son was part of Kenobi and Yoda's elaborate ruse that became the "Revenge of the Jedi"<--------(which by the way, was the original working title for "Return of the Jedi") + = Obiwan and Padme
And no Padme wasn't a cherry before Anakin, Capt. Panaka was hittin' it when ever he was off duty.
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Jul 12th, 2005 06:34 AM
.:Darth Dave:.
Shady Sith Lord
Gender: Male Location: New Zealand
Ha you guys make me a laugh.(in a good way). Uhh... yeah i must ask this person who started this thread has he any rational thought at all? Every single person has sex imprinted in their minds when they are born, no matter if you are a giggolo, pimp, prostitute, karma sutra guru, monk or anything along these minds. Its human(primal) instinct! so yeah they'd of course be going at it like rabbits just after AOTC before Anakin had to goto clone wars. He saw her the odd time and got the old tap here and there which got her preggies.
DD Out
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Jul 12th, 2005 07:43 AM
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Gender: Male Location: Gotham City
lmfao this is hilarious
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Jul 12th, 2005 10:24 AM
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