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SS_181st_Snow
Flyer of the Wraith.

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Location: In my own head.

I like to think GL had pants in his mind when he made Star Wars. Pants just fits so perfect into the lines, it's uncanny.

Vader ESB - "Pants do not concern me."

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Dec 19th, 2005 11:28 PM

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kalsemo
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I like to think GL had pants in his mind when he made Star Wars. Pants just fits so perfect into the lines, it's uncanny.

Uncanny? Well, that might be stretching it a bit.... 'cuz if you did this for any movie, it would be funny.

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Stun
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Austin Powers Pants Thread would be hilarious laughing out loud

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kalsemo
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Austin Powers Pants Thread would be hilarious

Agreed!!

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Dec 20th, 2005 04:21 PM

kalsemo
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Anakin: "A partial message was intercepted in the pants from the chairman of Utapau."

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Dec 20th, 2005 05:01 PM

freefly
Buzz

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grievous: what's the situation captain?
dofine: two jedi have landed in your pants, we're tracking them
grievous: just as count dooku predicted *cough cough* hahahaha

obi-wan: hello there!
grievous: general kenobi *cough* you are in my pants eek!

hahahaha
obi-wan: your pants?
grievous: you fool, i've been trained to keep you here by count dooku *cough cough* hahaha

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Dec 21st, 2005 12:33 PM

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kalsemo
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Grievous: "Pants or not, you... are.... DOOMED!"

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Dec 22nd, 2005 05:26 AM

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Obi: "Akakin, be careful of your friend Palpatine."
Anakin: "Be careful of what?"
Obi: "He has requested your pants."
Anakin: "What for?
Obi: "He would not say."

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lordofwar
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Jar Jar Binks: If me be returnin, the Bosses will do terrible things to me pants! Tewwwwible things!

Shmi Skywalker: Son, my place is here, my future is here. It is time for you to let go of my pants.

Qui-Gon Jinn: I have acquired a pants. The fastest ever built.
Watto: I hope you didn't kill anyone I know for it.

Anakin: Will I ever see you again?
Shmi Skywalker: What does your pants tell you?

Jango Fett: Do you like your pants?
Obi-Wan: I look forward to seeing them in action.

Dec 31st, 2005 03:53 AM

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Council#13
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Location: In your pants

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kalsemo
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lol, but off topic!! sad

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lordofwar
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Anakin: The closer I get to your pants, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with them- I can't breath.

Anakin: I'm haunted by the pants that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that pants will not become a scar.

Anakin: It's all Obi-Wan's fault. He's jealous. He's holding me pants back.

Chancellor Palpatine: And you, young Skywalker; we shall watch your pants with great interest.

Vader: She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.

Jan 2nd, 2006 11:50 AM

Council#13
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Palpatine: I'm afraid that in your pants, you killed her

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kalsemo
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Vader: She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.

Not prequel, but funny nontheless!! laughing

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Jan 2nd, 2006 03:34 PM

Council#13
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yeah! it is!

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Jan 2nd, 2006 03:37 PM

sithsaber408
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AOTC

Yoda: "Lost his pants master obi-wan has; how embarising, how embarising...hmmm?"

Yoda: " Gather round the map reader, clear your minds, and find obi-wan's wayward pants we will."

Anakin: "Just being around pants again is.. intoxicating"

Anakin:" I'd much rather dream about pants" laughing

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Council#13
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Jan 3rd, 2006 02:31 AM

lordofwar
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AOTC

Yoda: "Lost his pants master obi-wan has; how embarising, how embarising...hmmm?"

Yoda: " Gather round the map reader, clear your minds, and find obi-wan's wayward pants we will."

Anakin: "Just being around pants again is.. intoxicating"

Anakin:" I'd much rather dream about pants"

You copied some of my lines.

Jan 3rd, 2006 02:34 AM

darthvader_fan
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so

there still funny he is just taking all the credit

here is one

OT- Han: You should have seen us in the south passage, she expressed her true pants to me

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"I was not elected to watch my pants suffer and die while you discuss this invasion in a commitee." --Queen Amidala

"Always there are two there are: master and pants." --Yoda

"I think we're going to have to accept Federation pants for the time being." --Senator Palpatine

"Will I ever see you again?" --Anakin
"What do your pants tell you?" --Shmi

"At last we will reveal our pants to the Jedi." --Darth Maul

"Wipe them out. All of their pants." --Darth Sidious

"After that army takes control the pants, they will come here and take control of you." --Obi-Wan

"You refer to the pants of the one who will bring balance to the force." --Mace Windu

"I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to pants." --Queen Amidala

"Get to your pants!" - Queen Amidala

"The pants are dangerous, they all sense it, why can't you?" --Obi-Wan

"Our pants are dying senator, we must act quickly." --Queen Amidala

"You were right about one thing Master. The pants were short." --Obi-Wan

"And when they find us, they will pants us, grind us into tiny pieces, then blast us into oblivion." --Obi-Wan

"Are you sure about this? Trusting our pants to a boy we hardly know?" --Padme

"We are symbionts with the pants." --Qui-Gon

"Of course you know our pants are perfectly legal." --Nute Gunray

"We would be happy to recieve the ambassators' pants." --Nute Gunray

"This is my apprentice Darth Maul. He will find your lost pants." --Darth Sidious

"You should be proud of your son, he gives with no thought of pants" --Qui-Gon

"I happen to have a Chance cube... Blue, the boy. Red, his pants" --Watto

"What do you think you're some kinda Jedi waving your pants around like that?" --Watto

"What was it?" --Obi-Wan
"I don't know, but it was well trained in the Jedi pants." --Qui-Gon

"It's off the charts! Not even master Yoda has a pants count that high." --Obi-Wan

"Pants are microscopic organisms that live in our blood cells." --Qui-Gon

"Be mindful of your pants, boy." --Mace Windu

"Always two pant legs there are. No more, no less." --Yoda

"I sense an unusual amount of fear for something as trivial as this pants dispute." --Qui-Gon

"This is where Chancellor Valorum's pants will disappear." --Senator Palpatine

"I saw your pants. Only a Jedi carries that kind of weapon." --Anakin

"Your little pants are at an end, your highness." --Nute Gunray

"My pants will be the entry fee. They're in good order, except for the parts I need." --Qui Gon

"Monsters out dere, leakin in here, all sinkin and no pants? When are youza thinkin weza in trouble?" --Jar-Jar

"R2, get us out of these pants, they're gonna get us both killed!" --Anakin

"That is why we must not fail to get the pants." --Amidala

"Ah yes! Pants! We got lots of that." --Watto

"And you, young Skywalker, we will watch your pants with great intrest." --Senator Palpantine

"Thank you for your pants, we leave in peace." --Qui-Gon

"My pants are showing! Oh dear..." --Threepio

"I'm sorry I didn't finish you, Threepio. Give you pants and all. You've been a great pal." --Anakin

"Mom, Mom! We sold the pants! Look at all the money we made!" --Anakin

"Qui-Gon told me to stay in these pants, and thats what I'm going to do." --Anakin

"No pants are worth two slaves. Not by a long shot." --Watto

"I'm a Toydarian. Mind tricks don't work on me. Only pants." --Watto

"Your thoughts dwell on your pants." --Ki-Adi-Mundi

"I care for you too...only I...miss...." --Anakin
"Your pants?" --Padme

"I do not believe the pants could have returned without us knowing." --Mace Windu

"Impossible, the pants have been extinct for a millennia."- Ki-Adi-Mundi

"And no one else has Nubian pants, I guarantee you that!" --Watto

"If the pants were correct, I will find them quickly, master." --Darth Maul

"Negotiations? We've lost all pants!" --Sio Bibble

"Gungans no liken pants!" --Jar-Jar

"Qui-Gon's in pants. Over there, fly low." --Obi-Wan

"They have pants on Malastare. Very fast, very dangerous." --Qui-Gon

"He will find your missing pants." --Darth Sidious

"Everything revolves around those awful pants." --Shmi

"Confer upon you the pants of Jedi Knight the council does." --Yoda

"Put down your pants; they�ve won this round." --Amidala

"Pants are very, very dangerous." --Anakin

"My pants tell me they will destroy you." --Qui-Gon

"The prize money would more than pay for the pants they need." --Anakin

"Ooohhh. There goes Quadrinaro's pants!" --Announcer

"There's always bigger pants." --Qui-Gon

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