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ESB -1138
Sonic Speed

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Just ask him a question CE. He said Grievous was a human


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Joe_cube1
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he hasn't posted for a while though - maybe we scared him off

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ESB -1138
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Must be trying to come up with this grand reason why Grievous is in the CIS.


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SecretShadow
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Must be trying to come up with this grand reason why Grievous is in the CIS (SuperShadow: My apologies; was having sex. Something I doubt you are familiar with, so I won't try to make you jealous by describing it.)

Grievous was a Kaleesh. Starwars.com is not tainted and neither is wikipedia.org that is more truthful then SS.com. How did Grievous become an android? And please tell us how he came to the Confederacy.(SuperShadow: Right-e-Oh. Palpatine told Dooku to put Grievous in a crash, so that they could test the cyberonics of the new technology of suits. Grievous already belonged to the Confederacy before the accident. He was a General. Hince the term "General" Grievous.)


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ClonedEmperor
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It is pretty funny, lemme tell ya... Ive already looked over his other posts.

Ooh a new one... suprisingly accurate... for the most part...

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ESB -1138
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Fooled me

Before rebuilt as a cyborg warrior, General Grievous was one of the greatest military masterminds the Kaleesh people had seen. From the harsh world of Kalee, the Kaleesh had conquered the land and seas of their planet, and displayed pride in their superiority by wearing masks cobbled from the bones of their most feared animals, the mumuu and the karabbac. Warrior families would hand down these bone masks from generation to generation, adorning it with fresh blood prior to every hunt or campaign.

Grievous wore such a mask in his battle against the hated Huks, a neighboring species. He weathered countless close calls as he unleashed destruction on Kalee's enemies. He would return home to his wives and offspring, bloodied but emboldened, ready for battle again. After the war ended, Grievous had difficulties adjusting to life without conflict.

Grievous' war record had attracted the attention of San Hill, Chairman of the InterGalactic Banking Clan. His contacts within Count Dooku's growing Separatist movement had caught the scent of profound galactic change in the air, and Hill began looking for leverage and advantage in the inevitable civil war that was brewing. He saw in Grievous a valuable asset. In exchange for supporting Kalee's staggering debts incurred in the planet's war with the Huks, the Banking Clan bought Grievous' eternal services as an intimidator and warrior.

It was this strong warrior spirit that transformed into profound anger, embarrassment and outrage that he should be crippled by so mundane a fate. General Grievous -- decorated champion of the Kaleesh, vanquisher of so many Huk warlords, grinder of the enemy's bones -- was fatally injured in a shuttle crash.

With his ally Poggle the Lesser, San Hill had targeted Grievous' shuttle for sabotage resulting in a terrible accident. Suspended in bacta, Grievous' shattered form was kept alive. He had not met an ignoble end; he was not cheated of a warrior's death. The technological wizards of the Banking Clan and the Geonosian foundries rebuilt him. They then presented their cyborg killer to Count Dooku as a gift.

Dooku was at first taken aback by so bizarre an underling. But he and Darth Sidious saw potential. Dooku began training Grievous in the ways of the lightsaber. He was dismayed that the subtleties and finesse of lightsaber combat had been discarded in favor of brutal, multi-weapon attacks, but so go the changes of war. At his hidden base aboard the Trenchant space station, Dooku pit his minions Asajj Ventress and Durge up against Grievous to determine who would be the commander of the Separatist droid army. Grievous emerged victorious.


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ClonedEmperor
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Eh... compared to most of his stuff, it isnt too far off, huh Mickey?

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ESB -1138
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Starwars.com the best place to go when you want to check out information on your favorite Star Wars movie characters.


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SecretShadow
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quote:
Fooled me

Before rebuilt as a cyborg warrior, General Grievous was one of the greatest military masterminds the Kaleesh people had seen. From the harsh world of Kalee, the Kaleesh had conquered the land and seas of their planet, and displayed pride in their superiority by wearing masks cobbled from the bones of their most feared animals, the mumuu and the karabbac. Warrior families would hand down these bone masks from generation to generation, adorning it with fresh blood prior to every hunt or campaign.

Grievous wore such a mask in his battle against the hated Huks, a neighboring species. He weathered countless close calls as he unleashed destruction on Kalee's enemies. He would return home to his wives and offspring, bloodied but emboldened, ready for battle again. After the war ended, Grievous had difficulties adjusting to life without conflict.

Grievous' war record had attracted the attention of San Hill, Chairman of the InterGalactic Banking Clan. His contacts within Count Dooku's growing Separatist movement had caught the scent of profound galactic change in the air, and Hill began looking for leverage and advantage in the inevitable civil war that was brewing. He saw in Grievous a valuable asset. In exchange for supporting Kalee's staggering debts incurred in the planet's war with the Huks, the Banking Clan bought Grievous' eternal services as an intimidator and warrior.

It was this strong warrior spirit that transformed into profound anger, embarrassment and outrage that he should be crippled by so mundane a fate. General Grievous -- decorated champion of the Kaleesh, vanquisher of so many Huk warlords, grinder of the enemy's bones -- was fatally injured in a shuttle crash.

With his ally Poggle the Lesser, San Hill had targeted Grievous' shuttle for sabotage resulting in a terrible accident. Suspended in bacta, Grievous' shattered form was kept alive. He had not met an ignoble end; he was not cheated of a warrior's death. The technological wizards of the Banking Clan and the Geonosian foundries rebuilt him. They then presented their cyborg killer to Count Dooku as a gift.

Dooku was at first taken aback by so bizarre an underling. But he and Darth Sidious saw potential. Dooku began training Grievous in the ways of the lightsaber. He was dismayed that the subtleties and finesse of lightsaber combat had been discarded in favor of brutal, multi-weapon attacks, but so go the changes of war. At his hidden base aboard the Trenchant space station, Dooku pit his minions Asajj Ventress and Durge up against Grievous to determine who would be the commander of the Separatist droid army. Grievous emerged victorious.


(SuperShadow: Bravo! Bravo! The power of copy-and-paste is undeniably very powerful indeed.)


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ClonedEmperor
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Most definetly... ooh guys! did you Plaeguis had a small nose, big ears, pale skin and green freckles!?!? I love supershadow.com!

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SecretShadow
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Eh... compared to most of his stuff, it isnt too far off, huh Mickey? (SuperShadow: I'm never far off. Always right on the bullz-eye.)


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ESB -1138
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Eh... compared to most of his stuff, it isnt too far off, huh Mickey? (SuperShadow: I'm never far off. Always right on the bullz-eye.)


bullz-eye to what? Being wrong? And at least the information I give here is true and not some bull**** you made up to try and think you are someone you are not.


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SecretShadow
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bullz-eye to what? Being wrong? And at least the information I give here is true and not some bull**** (SuperShadow: You think Star Wars is a factual happening in another galaxy? You toss the word 'true' around like it all really happened. I feel sorry for you. Sincerely, I do.) you made up to try and think you are someone you are not.
(SuperShadow: I'm never wrong. Learn this, you will.)


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Boris
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That's not Mickey.

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SecretShadow
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You are right. It is not.


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quote: (post)
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bullz-eye to what? Being wrong? And at least the information I give here is true and not some bull**** (SuperShadow: You think Star Wars is a factual happening in another galaxy? You toss the word 'true' around like it all really happened. I feel sorry for you. Sincerely, I do.) you made up to try and think you are someone you are not.
(SuperShadow: I'm never wrong. Learn this, you will.)


I guess you are right. What was I thinking?
Hey SuperShadow, can you write something better then my favorite novel the Lord of the Rings please? Their hasn't been any books that are better then Tolkien's masterpiece and I would like something to beat it. What do you think of the Lord of the Rings?


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Joe_cube1
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care to tell us your real indentity then?

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SecretShadow
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Sure. Well... with internet confidientiality... or however you spell that word.

I want simply to be a parody of SuperShadow. When I came into this thread, quoting people and stuff, I only thought it would get a few laughs, but instead you guys took it semi-seriously. I didn't plan on it going that far but... 'eh. At least I kind of come off as SuperShadow, if only a little.

Mickey's interpretation of Lucas is a director who is sarcastic, uncompassionate, and has lost his mind.

I just want my fictional George Lucas to be the same, except not as subtle as SS comes off to be sometimes.

*shrugs* oh well. Thought it would get some laughs. I laughed. Hope you guys did too.


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ESB -1138
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...so you ain't Mickey (SuperShadow)? Had me going.


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Joe_cube1
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me too

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