obi-wanh its you
anakin:what was that all about
obi-wan:well artoo has been .....
anakin:yeh yeh yeh no loose wire jokes
obi-wan:did i say anything
anakin:no he(artoo)is trying
obi-wan:i didn't say anything
Han and Chewbacca run down a long corridor with several
troopers hot on their trail.
TROOPER: Close the blast doors!
At the end of the hallway, blast doors begin to close in
front of them. The young starpilot and his furry companion
race past the huge doors just as they are closing, and manage
to get off a couple off laserblasts at the pursuing troops
before the doors slam shut.
TROOPER: Open the blast doors! Open the blast doors!
"I told you she would never consciously betray the Rebeliion."
While saying this, Vader's hand is pointing towards Tarkin and moving up and down, but it doesn't stop until 3 seconds after he's done speaking.
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TESB, Han: "Uhhh...I thought they smelt bad on the outside!"
"Laugh it up, fuzz ball."
"I feel terrible."
Han & Leia: "Would it help if I got out and pushed?!" - "It might!"
"Let go, please." - "Don't get excited!"
"Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get
me excited!" - "Sorry sweetheart; don't have time for
anything else."
ATOC - Dealer: "You wanna buy some death sticks?"
Obi-Wan: (uses force)"You don't want to sell me death sticks."
Dealer: "I...don't want to sell you death sticks."
Obi-Wan: "You want to go home and rethink your life."
Dealer: "I want to go home...and rethink my life."
AOTC - C3P0: "Have you no sense at all? Oh, idiot!"
"DIE JEDI DOGS! - Oh; what did I say??"
"Now where are you taking me? Oh, this is such a drag!"
"Oh, I'm quite beside myself!"
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"Besides, Anakin, your senses arent attuned enough something something"
"And yours are?"
"Possibly"
-AOTC conversation between Obi-Wan and Anakin
"What's this?"
"A local"
-TPM Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon after Qui-Gon discovers Jar Jar Binks
"I was beginning to think you didnt get my message"
"We did, then we decided to come rescue you"
"Good job"
-AOTC Anakin and Obi-Wan in the Geonosian Execution Arena
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