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Why did the chicken cross the road?

OK...this is suppose to be a humorous thread, because I swear I can't really think of anything more to talk about, but I want to keep this forum alive and kickin'. stick out tongue Please don't kill me...but I just really want to laugh right now. stick out tongue

OK..

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"...LOTR style:

stick out tongue

Aragorn: Because the Beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!

Saruman: He comes to Isengard seeking My Counsel.

Legolas: Ai! Ai! A chicken! A chicken is come!

Sam: He wanted to see the Elves!

Ugluk: Because I, Ugluk, commanded it.

Movie Aragorn: Because he was tracking a band of Uruk-hai westward across the plain.

Boromir: Because he had a riddle that needed answering. He dreamed that a giant wave engulfed his chicken coop, and a voice clucked, "Seek for the egg that was broken, across the road it lies."

Movie Elrond: He is dying- the chicken is dying. His life-force is tied to the road.

Elrond: I looked into the chicken's future and I saw death.
Arwen: But there is also life. You saw there was a chicken! You saw my chicken!

Legolas: To find the sea... *dreamy eyes*

Faramir: NAZGUL!!!

Gandalf: Because I told him to fly, you fool!



Erm..yeah..stick out tongue Don't kill me!! sad


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Boromir: Because he had a riddle that needed answering. He dreamed that a giant wave engulfed his chicken coop, and a voice clucked, "Seek for the egg that was broken, across the road it lies."

Faramir: NAZGUL!!!

Gandalf: Because I told him to fly, you fool!


laughing laughing !!

KMC Elrond - DOOM! Was chicken's fate to cross the road. Inevitable yes

KMC Gandalf - because *SOBS* it was surrounded!! ITS SARUMAN!! eek!

Sam - Yummy.

Sauron - There... is... no...chicken... in the Void... only... on the road... I -- SEE -- IT!

Mothy - smmssssmmm


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LOL Exa!! laughing


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OK...this is suppose to be a humorous thread, because I swear I can't really think of anything more to talk about, but I want to keep this forum alive and kickin'. stick out tongue Please don't kill me...but I just really want to laugh right now. stick out tongue

OK..

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"...LOTR style:

stick out tongue

Aragorn: Because the Beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!

Saruman: He comes to Isengard seeking My Counsel.

Legolas: Ai! Ai! A chicken! A chicken is come!

Sam: He wanted to see the Elves!

Ugluk: Because I, Ugluk, commanded it.

Movie Aragorn: Because he was tracking a band of Uruk-hai westward across the plain.

Boromir: Because he had a riddle that needed answering. He dreamed that a giant wave engulfed his chicken coop, and a voice clucked, "Seek for the egg that was broken, across the road it lies."

Movie Elrond: He is dying- the chicken is dying. His life-force is tied to the road.

Elrond: I looked into the chicken's future and I saw death.
Arwen: But there is also life. You saw there was a chicken! You saw my chicken!

Legolas: To find the sea... *dreamy eyes*

Faramir: NAZGUL!!!

Gandalf: Because I told him to fly, you fool!



Erm..yeah..stick out tongue Don't kill me!! sad


lmao rolling on floor laughing rolling on floor laughing laughing how long did it take you to come up with that? its classic


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LOL..I was bored out of my mind earlier this morning and those ideas just flooded my head. stick out tongue I was even hesitating to do this thread because I was afraid you guys would kill me. shifty stick out tongue


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nah i think its graet.


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laughing out loud thats hillarious!! rolling on floor laughing
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Personally, the legolas one made me laugh. God these are great, you are a comic genius


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Why did the Chicken Crossn the road?

Neo: Because he chose to
Smith: It was purpose the pulled him, that drove him, that guided him
Sock: The chicken didn't cross the road, it was his sock


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Discos: He was too drunk to not cross it
S_B: Because he was too lazy to come up with a 1000 word request to have someone take him across the road


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The Tex (or whoever banned the post ppl): the chicken didn't since it was banned.


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Saruman: Sauron wanted him to build an army worthy of Mordor.

Saruman: Hunt them down! You do not know pain; you do not know fear! You shall taste fried chicken!

Movie Pippin: Because we need someone with intelligence on this mission... quest... thing.

Movie Frodo: I think he should get out of the road... get out of the road!

Arwen: Because there is no ship now that will carry him hence.

Denethor: Chicken! Abandon your post and flee for your life!

Gandalf: Because he was a Fool of a Chicken!

Galadriel: Even the wisest cannot tell; for a chicken does many things.

Movie Frodo: What are we holding on to, Sam?
Movie Sam: That there's some chickens in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for!

Gandalf: To have One Chicken to rule them all, One Chicken to find them, One Chicken to bring them all and at the other side of the road bind them.

Legolas: The stars are veiled. Something stirs in the East…a sleepless chicken.

Nienor Niniel: To marry its immediate sibling! Oh, Eru! *leaps into Teiglin...again*

Theoden: Because he would not bring further death to his people.


OK...those aren't very funny..stick out tongue


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