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The Force
Holy Hypocrits!
 Gender: Male
Location: In my reality |
The things guys would do for...
... sex 
Let's count them off
1. Clean the house, without being told 
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Don't mess with The Force, because I ownz you. -The Force
Crazy Christian all over your candy arse. 
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Jul 12th, 2004 07:33 PM |
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Ronny
Love is Blindness
 Gender: Female
Location: California |
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"After coming into contact with a religious man
I always feel I must wash my hands."
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Jul 12th, 2004 07:35 PM |
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The Force
Holy Hypocrits!
Gender: Male
Location: In my reality |
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Made by the awesome transforming Hegemon
Don't mess with The Force, because I ownz you. -The Force
Crazy Christian all over your candy arse.
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Jul 12th, 2004 07:38 PM |
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The Force
Holy Hypocrits!
Gender: Male
Location: In my reality |
well this got nowhere at all...
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Don't mess with The Force, because I ownz you. -The Force
Crazy Christian all over your candy arse.
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Jul 12th, 2004 07:44 PM |
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The Inkeeper
Senior Member
 Gender: Male
Location: With You |
Well
look at this 
It should help
MEN'S ENGLISH:
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I'm hungry = I'm hungry.
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.
I'm tired = I'm tired.
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
I love you = Let's have sex now.
What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question.
May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'll take you to a nice restaurant and then I'd like to have sex with you.
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next ten minutes.
Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you.
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
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Jul 12th, 2004 07:50 PM |
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The Force
Holy Hypocrits!
Gender: Male
Location: In my reality |
that pretty much summed it all up 
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Made by the awesome transforming Hegemon
Don't mess with The Force, because I ownz you. -The Force
Crazy Christian all over your candy arse.
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Jul 12th, 2004 07:52 PM |
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Ms Chelle
ubuntu
 Gender: Female
Location: RM118 |
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Jul 12th, 2004 07:54 PM |
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The Inkeeper
Senior Member
Gender: Male
Location: With You |
Could post the womans english
Just so we can say 'How true'
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Jul 12th, 2004 07:54 PM |
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Linkalicious
Iran...I Walked...I Jihad
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Location: Huntington Beach, California |
men are so on the ball!
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Jul 12th, 2004 07:56 PM |
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The Inkeeper
Senior Member
Gender: Male
Location: With You |
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
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Yes = No.
No = Yes.
Maybe = Hell no.
We need = I want.
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead.
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
You're so .... manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like.
here it comes....How true
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Jul 12th, 2004 07:58 PM |
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Evolution
Restricted
 Gender: Male
Location: Account Restricted |
i dont need to do anything to get some T@A. all i godda do is whipp it out and the ladys are all on it.
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Jul 12th, 2004 08:02 PM |
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yerssot
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Re: The things guys would do for...
seems someone has his hormones going through the roof
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Jul 12th, 2004 08:04 PM |
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Ms Chelle
ubuntu
Gender: Female
Location: RM118 |
innkeeper >
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Jul 12th, 2004 08:06 PM |
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The Inkeeper
Senior Member
Gender: Male
Location: With You |
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Im Back
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Jul 12th, 2004 08:09 PM |
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furryman
honky
 Gender: Male
Location: Flying |
How true!
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Jul 12th, 2004 08:10 PM |
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The Inkeeper
Senior Member
Gender: Male
Location: With You |
Thank you
At least sombody got the drift
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Jul 12th, 2004 08:21 PM |
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Ms Chelle
ubuntu
Gender: Female
Location: RM118 |
i dont know you much but you are damn funny , i had to read it again . 
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Jul 12th, 2004 08:23 PM |
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The Inkeeper
Senior Member
Gender: Male
Location: With You |
Well, i think as of now, im going to be in the OTF a bit more
So you should all get used to me mucking things up
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Jul 12th, 2004 08:39 PM |
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Evy_O
don't let go
 Gender: Female
Location: forever dancing |
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shallow me, then spit me out
for hating you I blame myself
seeing you it kills me now
no, I don't cry on the outside anymore...
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