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clispin
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Registered: Jun 2003
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classic one liners

Get your mind out of the sewer and into the gutter with the rest of us.

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up? Definitely optional.

Here at First National, you're not just a number - you're two numbers, a dash, three more numbers, another dash, and another number.

I have spent most of my money on women and beer. The rest I just wasted...

I keep trying to lose weight but it always finds me.

"I'm not a praying man, but if you're up there, help me superman!" ~ Homer Simpson

I'm gonna survive or die trying.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

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By the time they had diminished from 50 to eight, the other dwarves began to suspect "Hungry".

Elvis is dead, Mozart is dead, Einstein is dead, and I'm not feeling so great myself. wink
DANCE!! DANCE YOU FOOLS!!!!

Sep 11th, 2004 10:23 AM

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clispin
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anyone got any more?

Sep 11th, 2004 10:24 AM

jinXed by JaNx
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Location: Pittsburgh

"Game over...Game over man" aliens

that movie has about a 101 one liners

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jinXed by JaNx
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"we came,we saw,we kicked their ass" Ghostbusters smile

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Arcane
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Re: classic one liners

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Originally posted by clispin
I'm gonna survive or die trying.

homer said something else like that

"im gonna live/survive, even if it kills me"

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yumcarrots1987
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'sarcasm is just one more service we offer'
'I just want revenge, is that so wrong?'
'nice perfume, must you marinate in it?'
'too many freaks, not enough circuses'

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ladygrim
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Registered: May 2004
Location: Thats so hot

do they have to movie related cuz if not i have loads and loads....

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yumcarrots1987
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mine aren't movie related. mine came from a little book of abuse that someone gave me

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ladygrim
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Sep 11th, 2004 11:19 AM

sonofasaiyan
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Nice stuff.

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ladygrim
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Korri
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my favourite is shut the hell up claire...

or is that the one i use most often? erm

Sep 11th, 2004 01:23 PM

ladygrim
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dunno ...

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Korri
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Sep 11th, 2004 01:43 PM

yumcarrots1987
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Sep 11th, 2004 02:11 PM

Antoinette
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Those are great qoutes Clispin yes

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Nirvana37365
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Registered: Nov 2003
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like it korri

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clispin
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Registered: Jun 2003
Location: the edge of reson.

why do you hurt me so sad

it's as if you like to see me cry, biatch stick out tongue

Sep 11th, 2004 05:51 PM

Korri
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i do!!

Sep 13th, 2004 05:04 PM

vaya_the_elf
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"You won't like me when I'm angry"-The Hulk

Movie was not that great, but you got to love that line

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