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Moosey
Gone

Gender: Male
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Let Maynard hit on you HERE.

Maynard, my protege, is looking to show off his lady courting skills so that I can critique them and help him become The Sex Apprentice .

Ladies, please help us out by letting him hit on you here, so that he can finely tune his skills, and become the next great Casanova.

Thank you for your time. smile

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956,000: Moosey

Jul 7th, 2005 07:59 PM

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Clovie

Gender: Female
Location: lost in your dreams

suuuuuure

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tricked me once - shame on you, tricked me twice - shame on me

Jul 7th, 2005 08:00 PM

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WanderingDroid
THE LOOSE CANNON

Gender: Male
Location: Welfare Kingdom of California

It takes one Casanova to recognise another Casanova...and so far you're one DM!

*pimp dance*

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Jul 7th, 2005 08:00 PM

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Moosey
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Gender: Male
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by WindDancer
It takes one Casanova to recognise another Casanova...and so far you're one DM!

*pimp dance*

I'm imparting upon him all of my knowledge....

Should take me oh....about 15-20 minutes. wink

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956,000: Moosey

Jul 7th, 2005 08:02 PM

DarkC
-KMC THREAD KILLER-

Gender: Male
Location: Cacapoopoopeepeeshire.

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Bored? Amuse yourself with Tower Defense!

Jul 7th, 2005 08:03 PM

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Ax3l
Cummin Soon

Gender: Male
Location: heh.

ok i'm here....let the women loose wink

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Jul 7th, 2005 08:03 PM

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Les yeux clos
Wisdomous

Gender: Female
Location: Londinium Town

*ahem* ..so what now?

Jul 7th, 2005 08:04 PM

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Ax3l
Cummin Soon

Gender: Male
Location: heh.

Oh fi...i thought i heard harps in the background wink

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Jul 7th, 2005 08:05 PM

Moosey
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Gender: Male
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
Oh fi...i thought i heard harps in the background

Holy shit...this is gonna be harder than I thought...

Ok, so, we know you are familiar with FROMAGE...

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956,000: Moosey

Jul 7th, 2005 08:06 PM

fantasygirl
Senior Member

Gender: Unspecified
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So if a girl posts in here, they'll be hit?

Jul 7th, 2005 08:07 PM

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Ax3l
Cummin Soon

Gender: Male
Location: heh.

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Disco Moose

Holy shit...this is gonna be harder than I thought...

Ok, so, we know you are familiar with FROMAGE...

what was wrong with that...i thought it was pretty sexy

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Jul 7th, 2005 08:07 PM

Clovie

Gender: Female
Location: lost in your dreams

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Disco Moose

Holy shit...this is gonna be harder than I thought...

Ok, so, we know you are familiar with FROMAGE...

isn't that french for cheese? huh

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tricked me once - shame on you, tricked me twice - shame on me

Jul 7th, 2005 08:08 PM

Ax3l
Cummin Soon

Gender: Male
Location: heh.

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
what was wrong with that...i thought it was pretty sexy

Cheesy?

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Jul 7th, 2005 08:08 PM

Moosey
Gone

Gender: Male
Location:

quote: (post)
Originally posted by fantasygirl
So if a girl posts in here, they'll be hit?

*cocks his fist back and swings*

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956,000: Moosey

Jul 7th, 2005 08:08 PM

Moosey
Gone

Gender: Male
Location:

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
what was wrong with that...i thought it was pretty sexy

Our opinions differ.

*whips him*

Try harder damn you!!! mad

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956,000: Moosey

Jul 7th, 2005 08:09 PM

Les yeux clos
Wisdomous

Gender: Female
Location: Londinium Town

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
Oh fi...i thought i heard harps in the background

Meh...got to say I'm slightly unmoved...but then I have been wooed by the best wink

Jul 7th, 2005 08:09 PM

Ax3l
Cummin Soon

Gender: Male
Location: heh.

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Clovie
isn't that french for cheese?

you cheese up my heart.... huh

how was that

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Jul 7th, 2005 08:09 PM

Ax3l
Cummin Soon

Gender: Male
Location: heh.

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Fionnuala
Meh...got to say I'm slightly unmoved...but then I have been wooed by the best

Fi...what do you say to a bit of sex on my closet?

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Jul 7th, 2005 08:10 PM

RocasAtoll
Senior Member

Gender: Male
Location:

Maynard, talk normally, no pick up lines. You don't even know how many times I've seen people walk up to a girl and say one of those, and right away, he's holding a side of his face, since she b!tch slapped him.

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