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Sir Whirlysplat
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You v a chimp

Chimps are stronger and faster but dumber and lighter - you have a baseball bat and a banana smile

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Nov 2nd, 2005 11:23 PM

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Your gonna get my thread shut down.

Make the Animal Face Off fights in that one thread, dammit.

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Nov 2nd, 2005 11:27 PM

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Your gonna get my thread shut down.

Make the Animal Face Off fights in that one thread, dammit.

I did not see your thread, sorry smile

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Nov 2nd, 2005 11:29 PM

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I did not see your thread, sorry

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lol. also the show animal face of sucked lol

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It sucked because it was all lead up. They spend 58 minutes explaining, then the two minutes showing them fight.

made me mad.

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It sucked because it was all lead up. They spend 58 minutes explaining, then the two minutes showing them fight.

made me mad.

ya and did u notice a lot of the out comes were bull shit. like the wolf flaling off the mountain. the tiger not ebign able to bite through a little hair and the tiger falling off the ebars back and breaking his own back lol

Nov 2nd, 2005 11:33 PM

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No shit.

A walrus can't beat a flippin' polar bear. I mean, polar bears EAT walruses for god's sake.

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Nov 2nd, 2005 11:37 PM

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but could you guys mash a chimp

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Nov 2nd, 2005 11:39 PM

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No shit.

A walrus can't beat a flippin' polar bear. I mean, polar bears EAT walruses for god's sake.

yup. also that big cat specialist who is known to be the best of them all said that they were quite wrong on the out comes of almost every fight

Nov 2nd, 2005 11:40 PM

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chimp is 4 times strogner than an average male, and ten times more ferocious....chimp wins.. goive me a shot gun and then we can talk

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but could you guys mash a chimp

with a baseball bat i'd knock a chimps head off

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I'd distract the chimp with the banana then strike - hard and without mercy.

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Nov 3rd, 2005 12:14 AM

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what type of baseball bat? wooden or metal? and how much does it weigh?

side note..... how many smacks with a baseball bat do you think it would take to kill a one year old African male elephant?.... i think i could do it in 5 hits.... maybe less (the elephant is chained down so it can't run away)

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Nov 3rd, 2005 12:21 AM

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what type of baseball bat? wooden or metal? and how much does it weigh?

side note..... how many smacks with a baseball bat do you think it would take to kill a one year old African male elephant?.... i think i could do it in 5 hits

your choice you can add nails to it if you wish

I think it depends how old and frail the Elephant is - Cowardly side note I would not try the Elephant

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Nov 3rd, 2005 12:22 AM

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messing with a chimp you wont even get the chacne to swing cuz once he starts hootin and hollerin trust you/re gonna be too frozen, and all that brave heart shit willgo right hru the window then he'll literally eat you freaken face.

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Nov 3rd, 2005 12:57 AM

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not if i crack his shull in when he's busy eating a banana and looking the other way

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Nov 3rd, 2005 01:05 AM

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Re: You v a chimp

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Chimps are stronger and faster but dumber and lighter - you have a baseball bat and a banana

Check out the chimp -vs-human 'boxing' matches held during late 19th century US and Europe. The chimps never lost. Why? Because the average chimp is 7-8 times stronger than an adult human male!
Read that: 7-8 times.
Messing with a chimp is getting yourself killed the hard way (the normally attack the face and genitalia).
Last year some guy was ripped apart (he didn't die, but his face was bitten and his arm ripped off .....not torn off, ripped off) by 2 chimps after they became jealous (he was giving a third chimp a cake for its birthday). It was all over the news.
Anyways, you could put the strongest human alive against your average adult chimpanzee, and the guy would be torn apart.

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Nov 3rd, 2005 02:34 AM