the duel was 'retarded' because it contained dialogue and suspense?
is that why? i guess then that every duel in the original trilogy was 'retarded' as well....shit i guess star wars is just 'retarded' then
The only thing wrong with the duel was that the first two guys were so easy to kill.
1st Jedi: *turns around* What's that noise?
Palps: *Shoves lightsaber through jedi in a Purposeful and Calculated mannar*
1st Jedi: Uhg!
2nd Jedi: I knew they would kill the black jedi first! I can't believe it! Anyway, I should probably bring my raised lightsaber down on this guy any minute now...
Palps: *Holds his lightsaber out in front of him, walks in a circle* *VAAMP*
2nd Jedi: WROOAAK!
Last edited by Insomnia on Nov 19th, 2005 at 06:44 PM
events through the eyes of kit fisto: OMG PALPS IS ATTACKING!!! *staring* OMG HE KILLED ONE OF MY FRIENDS!!! *staring* OMG HE KILLED ANOTHER *staring* *moves lightsaber*
OMG HE SLASHED ME!!! BUT HOW?!?!?!? I STARED AS HARD AS I COULD!!!!
As for the dialog... I guess the optimal scene would have been:
Palps and Mace fight, Mace kicks palps into a wall, Anakin shows up.
Palps: "Anakin! I told you it would come to th- Urk, WAIT!"
Mace: *grunt* *lightsaber travels downward*
Anakin: "NOOOOO!" *cuts off Mace's hand* *mace breaths in to scream*
Palps: "POWWWARR!" *mace falls to his death after exhaling*
Anakin: "Wh... What?"
Palps: "You're fulfilling your destiny..."
Last edited by Insomnia on Nov 19th, 2005 at 07:52 PM
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... Ok. Anyways, the thing with the ttwo Jedi dying so fast was stupid.
Same with all the other 2 on one battle. This is how it goes.
Jedi 1: *Slashes*
Jedi 2: *Stands by waiting for the bad guy to block Jedi 1's attack*
Bad guy: Blocks Jedi 1's attack*
Jedi 2: Hey, I'll attack him now! *attacks*
Bad guy: *blocks*
Jedi 1: *slashes*
Bad guy: *blocks then kills Jedi 2*
Jedi 1: Holy shit!
Bad guy: *Slashes Jedi 1*
Jedi 1: Gah!
See, it seems like the good guys take turns slashing the bad guy, they never attack him both at once.