The Nutritional effects of vitamin C on paperclips in the wild.
You know, I was wondering, what does vitamin C do to paperclips? And are the effects different if these particular pieces of metal wild?
The research has been expensive, and it has produced no concrete answers. Me and my group are making progress, but we haven't gotten very far. I need the help of all you KMCers out there willing to study the momentous field of Paperclipitous Maximous.
To my knowledge, paperclips are unpredictable and can be dangerous, if you plan to study in this field I would reccomend not putting them towards your eyes.
Please contact me if you are willing to be one of only twelve volunteers for the next six months.
Thank you for your time
Signed "Cassandra Smith, Medical Doctor."
Its like. . f you!! And we're all like no way!! And I am like no, flippin, way. And she was like, change it. And we were all like, no way!!
Just one of numerous paperclip experiences