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Originally posted by the Darkone
Walker-The Death God




vs.



Darkseid

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Originally posted by MightyEInherjar
Walker, every time. I mean, look at his feats, not to mention his television series:

One time, Walker the Death God roundhouse kicked the Downs Syndrome out of a kids.

Walker the Death God doesn't sleep, he waits.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Walker the Death God.

Walker the Death God counted to infinity - twice.

Walker the Death God can slam a revolving door.

A Walker the Death God-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

Walker the Death God can divide by zero.

While urinating, Walker the Death God is easily capable of welding titanium.

Walker the Death God doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Walker the Death God is Walker the Death God.

If you Google search "Walker the Death God getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

Walker the Death God wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

The word 'Kill' was invented by Walker the Death God. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

Walker the Death God is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.

The 11th commandment is “Thou shalt not piss off Walker the Death God” This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

Walker the Death God is his own line at the DMV.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Walker the Death God. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

Who let the dogs out? Walker the Death God let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

Walker the Death God can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

When Walker the Death Gods goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

Walker the Death God sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Walker the Death God roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.




...sorry, couldn't resist.

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Originally posted by guy222
walker kills
death killed walker