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-==Paper Wars!==-

Today in English we were reading Hamlet and getting rather bored, so my friends challenge each other to paper wars. One of them is Ricky (Maybe you might remember him from when I skipped class.) and the other is Jeff.)

How the game works is that they each draw a castle and then they take turns attacking while the other can counter. No goddmodding.

Ricky: Okay, go ahead and draw your castle.
Jeff: Okay.
(Both draw their castles.)
Ricky: Since you're new at this, we'll start off easy. I am going to draw a cannon that blasts at you.
Jeff: (draws a wall) My wall shall stop it.
Ricky: What is it made of?
Jeff: Stone.
Ricky: Well, cannons can blast through stone.
Jeff: Goddamn!
Ricky: Hahahahahahaha.
Ricky: Okay okay okay. My turn.
Ricky: ARISE GODZILLA!
Jeff: Isn't that a little extreme?
Ricky: Why? You can do it too.
Jeff: Okay.
Jeff: I will counter with......Optimus Prime.
(All three of us burst out laughing.)
Ricky: Oh, we'll see. Godzilla spews fire.
Jeff: Optimus Prime's armour is too strong for that.
Ricky: Oh yeah. Goddamn.
Jeff: Optimus Prime fires missiles at you!
Ricky: Godzilla spews fire and melts them before they hit!
Jeff: God-f***in'-dammit.
Ricky: Okay, I dunno....
Ricky: Oh fine, we'll draw a fat naked bald hairy guy running towards your castle at top speed.
Jeff: I'll throw a poisoned doughnut to tempt him.
Ricky: Damn!
Ricky: Old Yeller will come and eat it up and get poisoned.
(Ricky draws a dog exploding violently.)
Jeff: Interesting poison.
Ricky: I know.
Jeff: I will counter your counter with a scantily-clad fat naked hairy lady to tempt him.
(Everyone laughs)
Ricky: I'll counter that with a poisoned doughnut of my own!
Jeff: Damn it.
(Ricky draws the fat lady exploding violently.)
Ricky: HAHAHAHAHA! Fat naked hairy guy is drawing closer!
Jeff: I'll counter that with a waxer with a body waxing kit.
Ricky: ....
Ricky: Too late, fat guy closes in and obliterates him.
Jeff: Oh darn.

(END OF ROUND ONE.)

ArtPad version of Round one, click to watch.

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you are one funny guy.

I hate Hamlet myself.

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I have to ask, is that Optimus Primes dick?

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Re: -==Paper Wars!==-

quote: (post)
Originally posted by DarkC
Today in English we were reading Hamlet and getting rather bored, so my friends challenge each other to paper wars. One of them is Ricky (Maybe you might remember him from when I skipped class.) and the other is Jeff.)

How the game works is that they each draw a castle and then they take turns attacking while the other can counter. No goddmodding.

Ricky: Okay, go ahead and draw your castle.
Jeff: Okay.
(Both draw their castles.)
Ricky: Since you're new at this, we'll start off easy. I am going to draw a cannon that blasts at you.
Jeff: (draws a wall) My wall shall stop it.
Ricky: What is it made of?
Jeff: Stone.
Ricky: Well, cannons can blast through stone.
Jeff: Goddamn!
Ricky: Hahahahahahaha.
Ricky: Okay okay okay. My turn.
Ricky: ARISE GODZILLA!
Jeff: Isn't that a little extreme?
Ricky: Why? You can do it too.
Jeff: Okay.
Jeff: I will counter with......Optimus Prime.
(All three of us burst out laughing.)
Ricky: Oh, we'll see. Godzilla spews fire.
Jeff: Optimus Prime's armour is too strong for that.
Ricky: Oh yeah. Goddamn.
Jeff: Optimus Prime fires missiles at you!
Ricky: Godzilla spews fire and melts them before they hit!
Jeff: God-f***in'-dammit.
Ricky: Okay, I dunno....
Ricky: Oh fine, we'll draw a fat naked bald hairy guy running towards your castle at top speed.
Jeff: I'll throw a poisoned doughnut to tempt him.
Ricky: Damn!
Ricky: Old Yeller will come and eat it up and get poisoned.
(Ricky draws a dog exploding violently.)
Jeff: Interesting poison.
Ricky: I know.
Jeff: I will counter your counter with a scantily-clad fat naked hairy lady to tempt him.
(Everyone laughs)
Ricky: I'll counter that with a poisoned doughnut of my own!
Jeff: Damn it.
(Ricky draws the fat lady exploding violently.)
Ricky: HAHAHAHAHA! Fat naked hairy guy is drawing closer!
Jeff: I'll counter that with a waxer with a body waxing kit.
Ricky: ....
Ricky: Too late, fat guy closes in and obliterates him.
Jeff: Oh darn.

(END OF ROUND ONE.)

ArtPad version of Round one, click to watch.

Th-that didn't happen did it?

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Th-that didn't happen did it?

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I think it did.

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I didn't read any of that but I'm posting anyway.

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by DarkC
Today in English we were reading Hamlet and getting rather bored, so my friends challenge each other to paper wars. One of them is Ricky (Maybe you might remember him from when I skipped class.) and the other is Jeff.)

How the game works is that they each draw a castle and then they take turns attacking while the other can counter. No goddmodding.

Ricky: Okay, go ahead and draw your castle.
Jeff: Okay.
(Both draw their castles.)
Ricky: Since you're new at this, we'll start off easy. I am going to draw a cannon that blasts at you.
Jeff: (draws a wall) My wall shall stop it.
Ricky: What is it made of?
Jeff: Stone.
Ricky: Well, cannons can blast through stone.
Jeff: Goddamn!
Ricky: Hahahahahahaha.
Ricky: Okay okay okay. My turn.
Ricky: ARISE GODZILLA!
Jeff: Isn't that a little extreme?
Ricky: Why? You can do it too.
Jeff: Okay.
Jeff: I will counter with......Optimus Prime.
(All three of us burst out laughing.)
Ricky: Oh, we'll see. Godzilla spews fire.
Jeff: Optimus Prime's armour is too strong for that.
Ricky: Oh yeah. Goddamn.
Jeff: Optimus Prime fires missiles at you!
Ricky: Godzilla spews fire and melts them before they hit!
Jeff: God-f***in'-dammit.
Ricky: Okay, I dunno....
Ricky: Oh fine, we'll draw a fat naked bald hairy guy running towards your castle at top speed.
Jeff: I'll throw a poisoned doughnut to tempt him.
Ricky: Damn!
Ricky: Old Yeller will come and eat it up and get poisoned.
(Ricky draws a dog exploding violently.)
Jeff: Interesting poison.
Ricky: I know.
Jeff: I will counter your counter with a scantily-clad fat naked hairy lady to tempt him.
(Everyone laughs)
Ricky: I'll counter that with a poisoned doughnut of my own!
Jeff: Damn it.
(Ricky draws the fat lady exploding violently.)
Ricky: HAHAHAHAHA! Fat naked hairy guy is drawing closer!
Jeff: I'll counter that with a waxer with a body waxing kit.
Ricky: ....
Ricky: Too late, fat guy closes in and obliterates him.
Jeff: Oh darn.

(END OF ROUND ONE.)

ArtPad version of Round one, click to watch.