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Bardiel13
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Girls need to chill out -_-

I was hanging out with my friend the other night. He had a bit too much mead, so he thought it was time to crash. On our way back to his dorm, he see this huge girl, probably well over 200 pounds. Now, my chum is thoroughly smashed out of his skull and can hardly walk. He stops for a moment and puts his hand on the wall beside him (I guess he lost his balance for a moment) right in front of the girl.
Suddenly, she screams for no reason and I look up to see my friend on the ground yelling. It took me a couple seconds to realize she was holding a small pepper spray keychain and has just spritzed a poor drunk boy in the face. She just jumps up and down, screeching while my friend is freaking out and writhing, so I storm over to her and go, "Why the f**k di-" and before I could finish she tries to pepper spray me.
Luckily I wasn't close enough, but I ended up inhaling it which sent me to a world of hacking coughs and dry heaves. So now I'm on all fours, trying to wrap my head around what just happened and this chick is still screaming, "Ohmygod, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" I'm guessing she just realized she just maced two innocent people. Eventually, some guy came over and called 911.
After the paramedics got me to stop coughing and treated my friend I asked her why on Earth she pepper sprayed us. She said she though we were going to rape her. Us... two skinny kids trying to rape a clinically obese woman... What the hell?!

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Some girls really want attention I guess.

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Originally posted by Bardiel13
I was hanging out with my friend the other night. He had a bit too much mead, so he thought it was time to crash. On our way back to his dorm, he see this huge girl, probably well over 200 pounds. Now, my chum is thoroughly smashed out of his skull and can hardly walk. He stops for a moment and puts his hand on the wall beside him (I guess he lost his balance for a moment) right in front of the girl.
Suddenly, she screams for no reason and I look up to see my friend on the ground yelling. It took me a couple seconds to realize she was holding a small pepper spray keychain and has just spritzed a poor drunk boy in the face. She just jumps up and down, screeching while my friend is freaking out and writhing, so I storm over to her and go, "Why the f**k di-" and before I could finish she tries to pepper spray me.
Luckily I wasn't close enough, but I ended up inhaling it which sent me to a world of hacking coughs and dry heaves. So now I'm on all fours, trying to wrap my head around what just happened and this chick is still screaming, "Ohmygod, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" I'm guessing she just realized she just maced two innocent people. Eventually, some guy came over and called 911.
After the paramedics got me to stop coughing and treated my friend I asked her why on Earth she pepper sprayed us. She said she though we were going to rape her. Us... two skinny kids trying to rape a clinically obese woman... What the hell?!

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tl;dr My friend and I got pepper sprayed by a fat chick who thought we were going to rape her.

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Girls aren't as strong as men. Some can't even take cock, hence lesbians.

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tl;dr My friend and I got pepper sprayed by a fat chick who thought we were going to rape her.

Didn't read that either.

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tl;dr My friend and I got pepper sprayed by a fat chick who thought we were going to rape her.

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Girls aren't as strong as men. Some can't even take cock, hence lesbians.

...That was probably the stupidest post I've read in a really long time.

Lesbians CHOOSE not to take cock, I'm sure they could handle it just fine if they wanted it. But they don't want it. So it's not fair to state that.

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Girls aren't as strong as men. Some can't even take cock, hence lesbians.

Doesn't matter. If we had indeed tried to have our way with here, it's not like we could've forced her to a private location... unless we rolled her... Also, I have no doubt she could have taken us both on without the use of pepper spray.

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...That was probably the stupidest post I've read in a really long time.

Lesbians CHOOSE not to take cock, I'm sure they could handle it just fine if they wanted it. But they don't want it. So it's not fair to state that.

Calm down. I make a joke.

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Why would you want to rape a fat chick? Seems like it would be easier, too.

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Doesn't matter. If we had indeed tried to have our way with here, it's not like we could've forced her to a private location... unless we rolled her... Also, I have no doubt she could have taken us both on without the use of pepper spray.

Wow, you are such a bigot.

How could she think we were gonna rape her? She's fat! lololololololololololololololololololololololololo
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I made my point. Now it's time for people to misread it, and yell at me for not understanding.

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Bardiel13
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Why would you want to rape a fat chick? Seems like it would be easier, too.

It would be easy to rape a fat chick? I'm not just talking portly, this girl was the reason French people call Americans pigs. I'm talking about to the point where she either has a medical issue or is overdue for an appointment with Oprah.

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Originally posted by SelphieT
...That was probably the stupidest post I've read in a really long time.

Lesbians CHOOSE not to take cock, I'm sure they could handle it just fine if they wanted it. But they don't want it. So it's not fair to state that.

Your panties...get them out of a wad.

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Girls aren't as strong as men. Some can't even take cock, hence lesbians.

You being an absolute stud?

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Selphie
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Your panties...get them out of a wad.

Sorry if I'm a proud member of GLBTSA, lordxyz cracks these "jokes" all the time, and because of how often, I was almost positive he was being serious.

And my panties are just fine.

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Originally posted by lord xyz
Wow, you are such a bigot.

How could she think we were gonna rape her? She's fat! lololololololololololololololololololololololololo
lolololololololol

I made my point. Now it's time for people to misread it, and yell at me for not understanding.

I hate to look like I'm picking on you....but when your in an exam if you write something and the examiner doesn't understand it its your fault. You can't say "But what I meant was right, you just read it wrong".

Oh, and forming a coherrent argument isnt just for examinations and essays...you have to do it all the time.

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