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Snake vs. Master Chief: Who Will get Samus first?
A lot of characters like Kratos, Leon Kennedy, and Marcus Fenix have been dumped by Samus (trust me, there's been more than these guys that have been trying to get her). Only ones left now are Snake and Master Chief.
Who will get the lady first, and who will cry back home alone?
I don't think Samus would refuse to give someone some ass when said person is strong enough to rip her like wet paper, and has a sword in her face that can caused damage greater than that of a nuclear bomb.
Obviously Snake. Master Chief has noooo game. His most intement relationship has been with his computer. Snake pimps hoes allll day. He's even got the B&B be squad wanting some of his junk. It's just how snake rolls.
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However, in a rare double whammy, it has been proven once and for all that John is more of a patriot than Snake could ever be, for this is one of the greatest sacrifices any man can make for his country.
Since Shadow Moses way back in 1998. He is so Pimp he broke the psychoterapy Meryl was given to destroy her interest in men. Naomi wanted a piece of him, but Snake refused since the ***** tried to kill him. Mei Ling giggled at the thought of Snake flirting with her eventhough Snake feared they might arrest him. Sniper Wolf became obsessed with him etc etc.
Case in point Snake is the Man.
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Last edited by Zack Fair on Nov 13th, 2008 at 05:21 AM