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Snake vs. Master Chief: Who Will get Samus first?
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Nemesis X
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Snake vs. Master Chief: Who Will get Samus first?

A lot of characters like Kratos, Leon Kennedy, and Marcus Fenix have been dumped by Samus (trust me, there's been more than these guys that have been trying to get her). Only ones left now are Snake and Master Chief.

Who will get the lady first, and who will cry back home alone?

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Ridley. no expression

Samus has never really shown any interest in any guys. In fact... the only person we've seen flirt with her... was a female shapeshifter...


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This thread is an impossibility, when Kratos wants some ass, he gets it.


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Nemesis X
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I don't think Kratos would want ass coming from someone who's aiming an arm cannon at his face.


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Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
This thread is an impossibility, when Kratos wants some ass, he gets it.


This is troof. Even if he has to rip the ass in half first to get it, which he probably enjoys anyway.

From a purely hypothetical viewpoint though, MC just breaks Snake's neck and he wins.


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I don't think Kratos would want ass coming from someone who's aiming an arm cannon at his face.
I don't think Samus would refuse to give someone some ass when said person is strong enough to rip her like wet paper, and has a sword in her face that can caused damage greater than that of a nuclear bomb.

Not to mention he has a hot bod.


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This thread is an impossibility, when Kratos wants some ass, he gets it.
lmao laughing out loud

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Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
has a sword in her face that can caused damage greater than that of a nuclear bomb.



?????

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?????
Blade of Olympus.


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lmao laughing out loud


Joseph is quite possibly one of the suckiest trolls ever. How long did he last, a day?


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Obviously Snake. Master Chief has noooo game. His most intement relationship has been with his computer. Snake pimps hoes allll day. He's even got the B&B be squad wanting some of his junk. It's just how snake rolls.


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Snake wins by default.

Master Chief has been bred to have no interest in women.


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Master Chief has been bred to have no interest in women.


However, in a rare double whammy, it has been proven once and for all that John is more of a patriot than Snake could ever be, for this is one of the greatest sacrifices any man can make for his country.


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Snake has interest in women, but chooses not to have sex with them.

Beat THAT!


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He just doesn't like ****ing the same ***** twice.

Case in point Meryl.

Even in his old fart days he ponders about tapping Mei Ling's monumental ass.


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At least Snake has the option to do so, if he wanted to. The UNSC literally grabbed John by the balls and destroyed his manhood. no expression

Snake tapped Meryl?!?!?!

noez...


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Snake and Meryl? Since when?


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Zack Fair
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Since Shadow Moses way back in 1998. He is so Pimp he broke the psychoterapy Meryl was given to destroy her interest in men. Naomi wanted a piece of him, but Snake refused since the ***** tried to kill him. Mei Ling giggled at the thought of Snake flirting with her eventhough Snake feared they might arrest him. Sniper Wolf became obsessed with him etc etc.

Case in point Snake is the Man.


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Nemesis X
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Who would destroy her interest in men? Some psycho lesbo or what?


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Same reason they did something similar to MC. So that she can concentrate on war instead of getting ****ed.


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